The Nemesis Out: 3 NUTS AT ONCE!!! OR, ONE NUT AT DRAG'S

[Tanthias]

*glares at SH2*

Hopefully uninstalling and reinstalling will fix this thing......

[Dr Mario]

Such a movie exists ? If there is one thing I love more than action movies, it's ridiculous nonsensical action movies.

Its a real film. Financed by, and starring, the japanese punk/noise rock band Guitar Wolf. About armed robbers, a zombie apocalypse, corrupt hot-pant wearing nightclub managers, alien invasion, a transsexual love story and the power of rock'n'roll.

I'm not bullshitting in the slightest.

[Drageuth]

I see how it is. See if I ever let you off the hook for a LP again :Len:

They're just so long!
I can never seem to find five hours to kill to watch LPs.
And I can't treat them like webisodes, 'cause then it'll just take forever and I'll keep putting it off.
Like I am right now.



So glad I never did Silent Hill. Just that first chapter/level/whatever that I played put me off the game. Those controls really frustrated me. I'll stick to my short and sweet NES/SNES games, thanks.

[Slacker Magician]

Megashark just leapt out of the water and headbutted a jetfighter out of the air.

For the hell of it.

"Nobody gets in the way of my bloodbath!"

[Slacker Magician]

Its a real film. Financed by, and starring, the japanese punk/noise rock band Guitar Wolf. About armed robbers, a zombie apocalypse, corrupt hot-pant wearing nightclub managers, alien invasion, a transsexual love story and the power of rock'n'roll.

I'm not bullshitting in the slightest.

I could do without that part .

What a wacky sounding movie .

[Dr Mario]

The eggs have hatched and the minicrocs are loose.

I like to imagine them running wild in malls like all good teenagers.

[Dr Mario]

Shooting nukes at volcanoes. Always relevant.

[Dr Mario]

Megashark just used the power of heavy metal to locate and eat another submarine.

No, seriously. He homed in on them because some jackass didn't turn his CD player off. And now the shark has gone nuclear.

[Dr Mario]

Not to be outdone, one of the minicrocasaurs just tried to eat the helicopter containing all the protagonists. It failed, but a valiant effort that brings down the helicopter regardless.

[Slacker Magician]

Not to be outdone, one of the minicrocasaurs just tried to eat the helicopter containing all the protagonists. It failed, but a valiant effort that brings down the helicopter regardless.

Oh lawds.

[Dr Mario]

Cue epic slow-mo footage of our heroes finally doing something fucking useful. Christ guys, you're less competent than the humans in a Godzilla film.

On the awesome side, the shark is apparently now a nuclear bomb. On account of having swallowed a nuclear sub whole.

[Dr Mario]

Surprisingly symbolic ending there. The two creatures destroyed be nuclear power, still locked in a tail-and-jaw imitation of the ourborous snake eating its own tail.

[Dr Mario]

Overall, not nearly enough mega shark v crocasaurus for my liking.

[Slacker Magician]

Cue epic slow-mo footage of our heroes finally doing something fucking useful. Christ guys, you're less competent than the humans in a Godzilla film.

On the awesome side, the shark is apparently now a nuclear bomb. On account of having swallowed a nuclear sub whole.

Couldn't the dudes in the sub just cause the reactor to go critical and blow that giant sucker out of the water?

[Slacker Magician]

Then again, these movies never make sense .