The Nemesis Out: 3 NUTS AT ONCE!!! OR, ONE NUT AT DRAG'S

[Sprung]

I only get EP's weirdo's on Facebook.

Dino
Kermit
Drag
Theo
Uncle Evil


Well, and MasJ

[Sprung]

>want food, but not large meal
>boyfriend not hungry either

Solution?
Doritos.

...

I'm never going to be skinny. ;_________;

I cannot buy Doritos.
If I open them, they're gone.

[Sprung]

Reds tie it up in the 9th

Reds 8; Marlins 6

[!nstaGib]

Hey, how is everyone?

[Milady]

I cannot buy Doritos.
If I open them, they're gone.

But they might go stale if you don't eat them, and then you'll just throw them out.

Obviously, eating them all and then storing them as fat is more cost efficient.

[Nemkoon]

Good.
Plotting the end of the world with a budget of 3 dollars.

[Tanthias]

[Sprung]

But they might go stale if you don't eat them, and then you'll just throw them out.

Obviously, storing them as fat is more cost efficient.

Pure genius

[Milady]

Pure genius

And if I lose too much weight, I'll need to buy more dress pants.

Dress pants are expensive.

Therefore, I need to eat these Doritos to stay just the right size.

[Nemkoon]

I have the urge to buy Earthworm Jim.

[Sprung]

I have the urge to buy Earthworm Jim.

Nobody loves me,
everybody hates me,
guess I go eat Earthworm Jim.

[Milady]

I can't eat any more though.

Because no matter how hard I try, I can't chew crunchy Doritos without sharp little bits stabbing into the painful area in the back of my mouth in which a wisdom tooth has decided to annoy me today.

;______;

Orthodontic surgeons, pssh.

[!nstaGib]

I can't decide whether I can't stand my girlfriend or not. I'm really entirely unsure. This is odd.

[Sprung]

I can't decide whether I can't stand my girlfriend or not. I'm really entirely unsure. This is odd.

Bitches have boobs.

GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

[Sprung]

testing Donpachi...