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Thread: Do Tailgaters Make Your Butt Clench Up?

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    Default Do Tailgaters Make Your Butt Clench Up?

    I keep a cool head on the road; especially after being in one major automobile accident and two that weren't quite so serious. I don't play games with all of the aggressive idiots behind the wheel, or try to "teach them a lesson" like I did when I was younger, but I still feel my sphincter beginning to tighten when I see that near bumper-to-bumper action in my rear view mirror.

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    I don't know about sphincter tightening, but yeah, I hate tailgaters. God help the both of us if I need to come to a sudden stop, because we're both going to have a wonderful
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    usually when assholes cut me off i just think to myself "hes going to have fun with an accident"

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    Turn the emergency flashers on, slow down, and then speed up when they try to pass you. Its called road trolling. Even funnier if they get impatient and don't pay attention and go head on with someone trying to pass you, LOL. Oh boy I wish I could get something like that on video, it would go viral.

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    Every time I have some asshole tailgating me, I have to fight the urge to just slam on the brakes. I would never do it, and I don't play games with the people on the road 'cause, quite honestly, it's just not worth it -- but I always want to.

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    Hate them! Especially when the tailgaters are semis! Its real nerve wracking in the Winter.

    Make for a good bumper sticker - "My vehicle is not into anal sex so get off it's ass!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    Every time I have some asshole tailgating me, I have to fight the urge to just slam on the brakes. I would never do it, and I don't play games with the people on the road 'cause, quite honestly, it's just not worth it -- but I always want to.
    Plus you never know when some guy will find where you live later and come shoot you. Yeah I heard about that on the news during my vacation. Lol Detroit.

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    When the head of a cock hits my ass crack, my cheeks clench up. Does that count?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Graeystone View Post
    Hate them! Especially when the tailgaters are semis! Its real nerve wracking in the Winter.

    Make for a good bumper sticker - "My vehicle is not into anal sex so get off it's ass!"
    Or, "If you plan to keep riding my ass, you could at least pull my hair!"

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    When the head of a cock hits my ass crack, my cheeks clench up. Does that count?
    Jaws makes my butt clench up

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    Tailgaters... I get them all the time. I ride a motorcycle and people just love to get up real close, and when they overtake, they don't even change lanes... They pass so close to me, I've almost hit barriers more than a few times.
    Actually there was this time, I was speeding in a 70km zone doing 90km and a guy was still tailgating me and then had the audacity to flash his lights at me as if I was going too slow... THEN! HE TRIED TO GET OUT OF HIS CAR ON THE FREEWAY AND FIGHT ME!

    Don't mess with people on the road... no matter what. They're a bunch of idiots.If you get tailgated, change lanes, cause it isn't worth getting hurt over if you have to suddenly stop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    Every time I have some asshole tailgating me, I have to fight the urge to just slam on the brakes. I would never do it, and I don't play games with the people on the road 'cause, quite honestly, it's just not worth it -- but I always want to.
    This.

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    I hate people that drive like assholes. It's just not worth it. They only make me nervous because I'm not sure what stupid shit they might try to pull. It's really not worth the risks, and it rather scares me to think of how you could easily hurt so many innocent people by driving like that.

    My friend was being tailgated by someone, and the guy very nearly hit his car because of it. They then later followed him to my friends house, and promptly tried to get in a fight with him. The guy was ~40, my friend was 18. Now, my friend (We're going to call him Keith, so I don't have to keep typing that ) was in wrestling through high school, so despite the fact that he's around 5' tall (still taller than Sprung), he can still whip the shit out of most people. So, this guy starts coming at him, and he promptly gets the shit kicked out of him, until his wife (yes, this guy got the shit beat out of him by some 18 year old kid, in front of his wife) started screeching at him and he picked himself up and hobbled back to his truck and drove off. Talk about ridiculous...

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    I tailgate people all the time, shit makes their butt clench up, I swear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demondrago21 View Post
    I tailgate people all the time, shit makes their butt clench up, I swear.
    Needs a sister thread: "Does Tailgating Make You Hard?"

    ....and that's actually a good question. I always assumed the other driver was just so impatient that they weren't really conscious of the road or their behavior.

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    I thought of this thread today as I was on the road and got tailgated bout 6 or 7 times... Ridiculous stuff man. Almost had a car sandwich cause I couldn't brake without getting run over but couldn't keep going cause the guy in front was slowing down.
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