When I moved into this place over a year ago, I transferred a bunch of stuff from my old freezer to my new freezer.
They are still in there.
I don't even know what they are. They are freezer burned to shit.
But one day -- ONE DAY -- when I don't have any money, and finally run out of my back stock of food, I will look at it and say, "now is your time. You shall bask in the sweet radiance of brilliance, and know everlasting light."
Then I'll toss it in the oven.