The Wang Out: Because non penis-related titles stink

[Slacker Magician]

I hear people talking about jello shots all the time, but I have never had one.

If I was going to drink, I'd skip to the hardest available.

That's good, it's terrible for you, as you can tell by Drag's regretful sobbing. Plus, that's where the freshman fifteen come from in college.
But I was referencing the stereotype of bums blowing all their money on booze, not suggesting you were an alcoholic.

I didn't think you were . It's not really a stereotype when it's true.