The Wang Out: Because non penis-related titles stink

[Devi]

Bye Tan

[Slacker Magician]

Exactly. Who says you need an actual job to move? Plus, if he feeds his internet addiction with that pity money instead of spending it on booze, he's all set.

I've never drank, and I plan on continuing that streak until I'm dead.

[Rasgrez]

Tan go pass out now....

Goodnight.

[Drageuth]

Since the only thing I'm paying for is the high-speed internet, my monthly bill isn't so bad.

I'm contemplating canceling my TV, since I hardly ever watch it, but it's a nice back up plan for rainy days with Dallas. Even if it costs me $50 a month.
And I need my phone line, otherwise the intercom to let people into the building doesn't work. So there's another $20....

[Drageuth]

I've never drank, and I plan on continuing that streak until I'm dead.

As soon as I drop my son off, I'm going to have a beer.
And it will be delicious.
You don't know what you're missing.
All the cool kids are doing it.
Also, you should smoke.
Because smokers are cool, too.

What? Lung cancer and liver disease?
WHY IS GOD SO CRUEL!? WHAT DID I EVER DO TO HIM?!

[Rasgrez]

I'm contemplating canceling my TV, since I hardly ever watch it, but it's a nice back up plan for rainy days with Dallas. Even if it costs me $50 a month.
And I need my phone line, otherwise the intercom to let people into the building doesn't work. So there's another $20....

Do some soul-searching and weigh your options.

[Sprung]

I've never drank, and I plan on continuing that streak until I'm dead.

There's nothing like a cold beer after a hard day at work.

Alcohol is not evil

[Slacker Magician]

As soon as I drop my son off, I'm going to have a beer.
And it will be delicious.
You don't know what you're missing.
All the cool kids are doing it.
Also, you should smoke.
Because smokers are cool, too.

What? Lung cancer and liver disease?
WHY IS GOD SO CRUEL!? WHAT DID I EVER DO TO HIM?!

I like my organs completely functional .

There's nothing like a cold beer after a hard day at work.
Alcohol is not evil

Doesn't stop it from being nasty.

[Drageuth]

I'll probably cancel it once I recover from my surgery. Something tells me I'm going to need some mindless entertainment while I'm fucked up on morphine.
And in the meantime, I'll load up a thumb drive with a shitload of kids shows for Dallas.

[Rasgrez]

Oh ffff-. Spent too much time here. I need to head out for snacks, now.

/brbsnacks

[Drageuth]

I like my organs completely functional .

I get winded walked up stairs sometimes.

[Drageuth]

Oh ffff-. Spent too much time here. I need to head out for snacks, now.

/brbsnacks

I'll be twenty minutes behind you.

In the bushes. With my binoculars and overcoat.

[Sprung]

I get winded walked up stairs sometimes.

*brofist

[Slacker Magician]

Oh ffff-. Spent too much time here. I need to head out for snacks, now.

/brbsnacks

I get winded walked up stairs sometimes.

Seriously?

[Nemkoon]

There's nothing like a cold beer after a hard day at work.

Alcohol is not evil

No, it is not.
My first experience with Alcohol was when I was 7. When I had a Jello Shot.
I thought it was Just plan Jello in funny cups.