The Wang Out: Because non penis-related titles stink

[Rasgrez]

That's a different God.

His name is Taxmyass.

Oh now why you gotta play me like that?

[Drageuth]

Oh god, I know. The first time it hit me was when I was about eighteen and the kids I was watching at the time asked me what a VCR was. I didn't even know what to do...

I'm terrified for the day when he has some friends over, and they see my NES, and ask me, "what's that?"
I will then have to attempt to explain to them how, when we were kids, we would spend countless hours trying to beat a game. And if we couldn't do it without getting a game over, we would have to start all over again.
And then they will look at me strangely, put on their hoverboots, and fly home to ask their parents what kind of devil contraptions they had when they were kids.

I'm calling the board of health. This nursing home sucks ass.

Nursing home?

Your family has been paying me to lock you in my bedroom. They're too cheap for any of them fancy "nurses" with their "degrees" and their "dosage charts." They pay me $5 a day to feed you bread and gravy, and when nighttime comes and you fall asleep, the kids I've been babysitting take turns keeping warm under your arm flaps.

[Nemkoon]

That's a different God.

His name is Taxmyass.

Otherwise known as Americangovernment.

[Slacker Magician]

Pray to the OnLive Gods.
Specifically the God of faster Internet. His name is Ohellyes.

Understood!
Actually going to be looking into it soon. If it isn't that USB adapter data plan bullshit, I might be getting Verizon.

[brit]

http://cl.ly/8zAR

[Slacker Magician]

Yep. They were also a cab company.

Really? You aren't just playing tricks on me because you know I'll believe you, are you?

[Devi]

I have no problems with him cloud gaming.

WHAT MUST I DO FOR CLOUD GAMING....?

They pick fun at me everyday. I just got used to it.

Look, it's because- You know, forget it. I'm not even going to bother trying to explain now. You're obviously not going to make an effort to avoid it lol.

[Nemkoon]

Look, it's because- You know, forget it. I'm not even going to bother trying to explain now. You're obviously not going to make an effort to avoid it lol.

Why try to avoid the inevitable?

[Slacker Magician]

I'm terrified for the day when he has some friends over, and they see my NES, and ask me, "what's that?"
I will then have to attempt to explain to them how, when we were kids, we would spend countless hours trying to beat a game. And if we couldn't do it without getting a game over, we would have to start all over again.
And then they will look at me strangely, put on their hoverboots, and fly home to ask their parents what kind of devil contraptions they had when they were kids.

Nursing home?

Your family has been paying me to lock you in my bedroom. They're too cheap for any of them fancy "nurses" with their "degrees" and their "dosage charts." They pay me $5 a day to feed you bread and gravy, and when nighttime comes and you fall asleep, the kids I've been babysitting take turns keeping warm under your arm flaps.

[Mistral]

Really? You aren't just playing tricks on me because you know I'll believe you, are you?

Really. They even ran some love hotels, too.

[Rasgrez]

http://cl.ly/8zAR

IT'S OVER NYAN THOUSAND!

[Slacker Magician]

Really. They even ran some love hotels, too.

I'm not that dumb.

[Devi]

Why try to avoid the inevitable?

I lied, Sprung.

[Nemkoon]

I'm not that dumb.

It's actually true.

[Devi]

Also, this.