Quote Originally Posted by Ivolt View Post
Being President sucks.
You realize everyone you wanted to help either hates you, is retarded, or both.
And you can't say shit about it most of the time.
Not only that, half the country doesn't know how politics works, and think you can do anything and the reason you aren't is because you're lazy and want money.
What the fuck was that entire class in HS for again?
THE PRESIDENT CAN FLY!

Quote Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz View Post
While brushing my teeth, I decided to have a look at these stitches that are supposed to dissolve on their own. Nasty looking little fuckers.
I am way too impatient for them to vanish on their own, so I took a pair of tweezers and untied one and pulled it out.

Needless to say I am bleeding again. Good night.
You really thought it was a good idea to remove stitches from your mouth ?

Goodnight.