The Wang Out: Because non penis-related titles stink

[Drageuth]

Remember when porn consisted of bootlegged VHS tapes, stolen mags from your dad's sock drawer, traded photos from friends, and the late night matinee on Channel 7?

Those were the days.

Remember when Showcase had Fridays Without Borders, and they actually showed decent softcore?
We didn't have any of those channels, but Showcase was the next channel up from one that we did get, so we would get that kind of grayscale, almost fuzzy but still perfectly clear softcore porn every Friday night after 11PM.

Good times.

[Dr Mario]

Sprung's only old in human terms. Goblins can live for centuries.

[Drageuth]

A very depressing childhood . I don't know any elementary school kids that would even think to cheat on a book report though.

Should have gone to my elementary school.


Okay. Seriously starving now. Gonna go get me some food.

[deadlegion]

I remember there was one kid at school that was the porn librarian.
He would bring his older bro's stuff to school and lend it to other kids

[Raype]

Remember when Showcase had Fridays Without Borders, and they actually showed decent softcore?
We didn't have any of those channels, but Showcase was the next channel up from one that we did get, so we would get that kind of grayscale, almost fuzzy but still perfectly clear softcore porn every Friday night after 11PM.

Good times.

Do I ever. But we had basic cable. So no Showcase. Not even blurred out. But then I spent a few weeks with family that had a decent package. Much porn watching ensued.

They never should've stopped that. I'd probably still tune in. Decent entertaining softcore is such a rarity nowadays. All that internet porn. It's like the fast food of pornography. Sure, it's fast and easy, but sometimes it's better if you have to wait/work for it.

[Slacker Magician]

Should have gone to my elementary school.
Okay. Seriously starving now. Gonna go get me some food.

Bunch of cheating little hellions, eh'?

[Elin]

27 years old. Tisk tisk.

Soon, much sagging and wrinkling will occur.

Hey, I'm only twenty-three! Maybe. I sort of forget.

I'd pine, but we all know it's the least of my problems. I'm going to blow up like a balloon when my super-fast metabolism skips town, anyway.

[Pickles]

Sprung's only old in human terms. Goblins can live for centuries.

[Elin]

Nonsense. You're much too fun to be old.

Oh you~

[Raype]

Hey, I'm only twenty-three! Maybe. I sort of forget.

I'd pine, but we all know it's the least of my problems. I'm going to blow up like a balloon when my super-fast metabolism skips town, anyway.

No longer clinging the 17? Well that's healthy.

I hear curvy is in. As are older women. Which means I'll have to switch my type to creepy thin younger girls.

[Slacker Magician]

Sprung's only old in human terms. Goblins can live for centuries.

Why can't I stop laughing ?

[Jazzmarazz]

Ooh, thats fresh.

[Nemkoon]

Remember when porn consisted of bootlegged VHS tapes, stolen mags from your dad's sock drawer, traded photos from friends, and the late night matinee on Channel 7?

Those were the days.

We used to have an entire huge box full of PlayBoy.
I didn't find out about it until 3 days before we threw the box away, with all the mags.

[Raype]

We used to have an entire huge box full of PlayBoy.
I didn't find out about it until 3 days before we threw the box away, with all the mags.

I hope you snuck out and rescued it from the curb before hiding it somewhere.

Or at least hid a few under your shirt before stashing them under your desk.

Double sided tape. How I love thee.

[Slacker Magician]

We used to have an entire huge box full of PlayBoy.
I didn't find out about it until 3 days before we threw the box away, with all the mags.

You should have sold them.