The Wang Out: Because non penis-related titles stink

[Cosmic]

Thankfully I hadn't typed anything in, but god. My life. Cursed, it is.

[Slacker Magician]

Thankfully I hadn't typed anything in, but god. My life. Cursed, it is.

That would have been awkward .

[Tassadar]

Somewhere on an internet forum a 12 year old is complaining about his Uncle who won't let him play Sonic Adventure.

[Cosmic]

Somewhere on an internet forum a 12 year old is complaining about his Uncle who won't let him play Sonic Adventure.

He's playing it. Right now. On my TV. Seven feet away from me.

He won't move until midnight now.

[Inferno.]

Finally get some alone time. Decide to go porn hunting. Load up Google. Nephew barges in so he can play Sonic Adventure.

Load up google?

Don't you have all your favourite porn sites burned into your memory like me?

[Slacker Magician]

He's playing it. Right now. On my TV. Seven feet away from me.
He won't move until midnight now.

Why not have him play it on another TV?

My nephew is absolute shit at video games.

[Inferno.]

He's playing it. Right now. On my TV. Seven feet away from me.

He won't move until midnight now.

'Hey, wanna take my 360 into your room? Sure you do. Close the door on your way out '

[Cosmic]

Load up google?

Don't you have all your favourite porn sites burned into your memory like me?

I do but I thought I'd look for something new. Thank God all he saw was a blank Google page.

Why not have him play it on another TV?

My nephew is absolute shit at video games.

I can't exactly kick him out of my room and lock the door.

[Slacker Magician]

I do but I thought I'd look for something new. Thank God all he saw was a blank Google page.

I can't exactly kick him out of my room and lock the door.

Something stopping you ?

[Cosmic]

Umm... he gets kicked out of the room and comes back some time later to find the door locked. Yes, that's not going to look suspicious/make him feel unwanted at all.

[Cookie Monster]

Thank God all he saw was a blank Google page.

As long as you had your pants on it's ok, but blank Google pages are always very suspicious

[Slacker Magician]

Umm... he gets kicked out of the room and comes back some time later to find the door locked. Yes, that's not going to look suspicious/make him feel unwanted at all.

I don't care about my nephew's feelings, he's too retarded.

[Slacker Magician]

The US pre-order for KoF XIII has bonus content, may end up ordering it after all.

[Cosmic]

I don't care about my nephew's feelings, he's too retarded.

Thankfully I'm a good uncle and my nephew is awesome.

You know, when he's not combining with Sonic the Hedgehog and my 360 to form an unholy trinity of cockblocking.

[Slacker Magician]

Thankfully I'm a good uncle and my nephew is awesome.
You know, when he's not combining with Sonic the Hedgehog and my 360 to form an unholy trinity of cockblocking.

Get a Dreamcast and Sonic Adventure, that would be the end of it .

My nephew is only 8 or 9 right now, I think, maybe he'll be less retarded when he's older.