The Burn-Out: SMASHING Ivolt. The choice of champions.

[Inferno.]

It's not new people we have a problem with.

[Inferno.]

I'm jealous of your latest platinum Milady, I'd be damned if I could be bothered with Titan mode...

[Raype]

OMG I WANT ONE!!!!

AND I AS WELL.

Also, more butter in squirt bottle format.

And more butter in general.

Delicious butter.

Why is my left arm numb?

[Wyrm]

AND I AS WELL.

Also, more butter in squirt bottle format.

And more butter in general.

Delicious butter.

Why is my left arm numb?

Heart attack?

In other news, I have an interview at Mc Donalds tomorrow.
Not the greatest place to work, but hey, it's a damn job.

[Nemkoon]

Heart attack?

In other news, I have an interview at Mc Donalds tomorrow.
Not the greatest place to work, but hey, it's a damn job.

http://www.epforums.org/showthread.p...ave-a-job-quot

Only if he had more choices....

[Dr Mario]

Why is my left arm numb?

If only cholesterol and heart attacks actually worked that way.

[Nemkoon]

So, question. How long would the temp ban be?

[Dr Mario]

They default to a week, IIRC.

But everyone's gonna insist on getting their own one in so I expect to see you back sometime in 2014.

[Stark]

Boop

[Synthetik]

Well you haven't passed your initiation yet.

Strip nude, cover yourself in butter and run down the street yelling EP IS THE GREATEST. Have a friend take pictures then post them here. Razzing will end.....

Don't forget, he has to run down the street backwards.

AND I AS WELL.

Also, more butter in squirt bottle format.

And more butter in general.

Delicious butter.

Why is my left arm numb?

Punch yourself in the heart a few times. It will pass.

[Colamisu]

It's not new people we have a problem with.

Sure it is. It's just that the problems don't go away once they're no longer "new."

Unrelated, but I think I'm going to pop open this 360 and see if I can tell if it's been reflowed before. I know it was "refurbished," but that could be anything from wiping it with a damp cloth to replacing the innards with parts from a toaster. If it has, I'll give that silly towel thing a try. And then give up and get the other one fixed.

[Wyrm]

Sure it is. It's just that the problems don't go away once they're no longer "new."

Unrelated, but I think I'm going to pop open this 360 and see if I can tell if it's been reflowed before. I know it was "refurbished," but that could be anything from wiping it with a damp cloth to replacing the innards with parts from a toaster. If it has, I'll give that silly towel thing a try. And then give up and get the other one fixed.

Do the towel trick.

Sell to game store.

???

Profit.


Ive actually done this before with my cousins previous 360

[Nemkoon]

I think I'll just avoid posting in the HO when some people are on.
That'll somewhat reduce the hate on me, I think.......

[Wyrm]

I think I'll just avoid posting in the HO when some people are on.
That'll somewhat reduce the hate on me, I think.......

No, no it won't.

[Raype]

I think I'll just avoid posting in the HO when some people are on.
That'll somewhat reduce the hate on me, I think.......

For the record, I am simply handing out a ribbing in an "all in good fun" kinda way.

I have no actual problem with you.

I treat everyone like this.

Some would call it a sign of affection.

Although before you get all mushy I should point out that I also do this to everyone.

I'm a man whore, you see.