The Burn-Out: SMASHING Ivolt. The choice of champions.

[Jase]

B3++eR THAN UR BLAK OWPZ SH!T!!!231

GoW iz beta coz if u get shotted, u run n hide beehind da wall n heal, day takez skillz.

PS: iPhone auto correct was going off it's nuts then lol, OHNOES I said I use a iPhone APPLE FANBOI!!!!1!1!!1?!1?!

[Slacker Magician]

GoW iz beta coz if u get shotted, u run n hide beehind da wall n heal, day takez skillz.

PS: iPhone auto correct was going off it's nuts then lol, OHNOES I said I use a iPhone APPLE FANBOI!!!!1!1!!1?!1?!

FAG! UR RONG! WAIT, R U ARGEEIN WIT ME?

[Slacker Magician]

I think people that retarded don't exist, then I play an MMO for five minutes.

[Dr Mario]

The level of retardation possible over the internet is greater than expected. Even when you already know of this phenomena and adjust your expectations accordingly.

[Slacker Magician]

The level of retardation possible over the internet is greater than expected. Even when you already know of this phenomena and adjust your expectations accordingly.

Very true .

[Drageuth]

I AM HERE

But I'm not all there.


So I think I've made like... five posts in the last two weeks on EP.

[Drageuth]

Of course I return to a dead Hang Out.

[Dr Mario]

None of us are all there.

[Drageuth]

None of us are all there.

I have to pee.
But the bathroom is too far away.
And this Slurpee cup is looking awfully inviting right now.


Also, fuck game updates. I just wanna play my game! Not wait eighteen minutes and then play my game.

[Dr Mario]

I wonder if that could be rewritten into a haiku.

[Drageuth]

I'm sure it could, but someone with much more talent than I will have to attempt it.


...


where is Elin when you need her?



Also, is there anyone else who is also just a little bit hopeful that Robin Williams might actually play Hugo Strange in The Dark Knight Rises? Yes, I realize that the "teaser" trailer out there is fake, but I think he would be great in that role.

[Drageuth]

Also, the faces in Heavy Rain are kind of... creepy.

[Rasgrez]

Evening, peeps.

[Drageuth]

Hey stranger. How's it going?

[Rasgrez]

It goes. Time for some epic relax time.