The Socks-Out: Sleeping is mission impossible.

[Milady]

Instead of walking around moaning "BRAINS", we'll all stand around and scratch each other

Gross. I think I'd rather have the old fashioned zombies.

I seriously considered taking a pic of this and sending it to you...asking if I am gonna die.

This is the worst poison-whatever that I have ever had. It's on the underside of my forearm, and it's even got the top of my hand swelling up.

am I gonna die?

Yes. Yes, you are.

Now, whether an allergic reaction to a plant will have anything to do with that is another story.

Most likely, you'll just suffer for a little while. Then, when you least expect it, you'll just have a heart attack or something.

Because life's awesome like that.

[Sprung]

Gross. I think I'd rather have the old fashioned zombies.



Yes. Yes, you are.

Now, whether an allergic reaction to a plant will have anything to do with that is another story.

Most likely, you'll just suffer for a little while. Then, when you least expect it, you'll just have a heart attack or something.

Because life's awesome like that.

Sweet. As long as I have proof that it was caused by suffering from the poison oak, it will fall under workman's comp
You are my proof. I mean, what judge would argue with the opinion of a nurse on an emulation board?

[Jase]

I seriously considered taking a pic of this and sending it to you...asking if I am gonna die.

This is the worst poison-whatever that I have ever had. It's on the underside of my forearm, and it's even got the top of my hand swelling up.

am I gonna die?

Man the fuck up.

[Milady]

Sweet. As long as I have proof that it was caused by suffering from the poison oak, it will fall under workman's comp
You are my proof. I mean, what judge would argue with the opinion of a nurse on an emulation board?

An unlicensed one, at that.

[Sprung]

Man the fuck up.

I get poison ivy every year. Same old, same old. This is not poison ivy... Rarely do I ever whine about pain or shit like that, but this stuff fucking hurts.

Oh, and blow me

[Sprung]

An unlicensed one, at that.

Even better. Fresh out of classes!

[Jase]

I get poison ivy every year. Same old, same old. This is not poison ivy... Rarely do I ever whine about pain or shit like that, but this stuff fucking hurts.

Oh, and blow me

Want me to pick you up some bandaids and tampons?

[Sprung]

Want me to pick you up some bandaids and tampons?

I could probably use both

I soaked a whole hand towel with whatever is weeping out of this stuff.

[Milady]

Even better. Fresh out of classes!

I recommend an amputation. I think I have a pair of scissors from the hospital around here.

[Sprung]

I recommend an amputation. I think I have a pair of scissors from the hospital around here.

I stared longingly at the chainsaw today...debating the pros and cons...

[Sprung]

I really need to go to bed now.

[Milady]

I stared longingly at the chainsaw today...debating the pros and cons...

There you go. Just build a fire before you start up the chainsaw, and stick the stump into the fire after the surgery, cauterize everything shut.

All done in less than a minute!

[Jase]

I could probably use both

I soaked a whole hand towel with whatever is weeping out of this stuff.

To quote a few of the guys at work: A beer and a ciggie will fix that right up.

[Milady]

I really need to go to bed now.

Me too.

Opening the same store I just closed, in the morning.

[Fer!]

Aww, we love you guys too. They were enchanted at how supportive we were with Japan. I guess New Zealand deserved no love at all.