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Thread: The Blood-Out: Time to Freeze It then Melt it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    Go figure. That's almost the exact same speech my ex gave me the other day.
    Scary eh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kouen View Post
    Scary eh
    Right down to the penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    Go figure. That's almost the exact same speech my ex gave me the other day.
    Are you serious that someone claimed to have acted like a baby instead of enjoying life? I'm not even ashamed to talk about it. I'm going back to school now but wow, did I ever waste my sweet fucking time.

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    Although I must say, It's quite nice being a freshly single Kermit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    Go figure. That's almost the exact same speech my ex gave me the other day.
    Your ex told you she had a wonderfully huge real penis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colamisu View Post
    Your ex told you she had a wonderfully huge real penis?
    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    Right down to the penis.

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    Since I'm on a roll I'm just going to get it all out. I wasn't breast fed, and I think that gave me a complex. I deified women. My whole life has been the equivalent of suckling a rubber nipple and somehow knowing instinctively that something went very wrong. The insanity and frustration. Why the fuck would I be...am I being punished for a past life???

    It bifurcates into endless misery.

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    I'm attracted to cruel distant women because they fit my worldview perfectly. The coldness is my womb in life.

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    Come on, Let it all out Andy! you will feel better

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kouen View Post
    Come on, Let it all out Andy! you will feel better
    Women do that. Men bottle it up forever.

    Examples: Cookie's essentially a wall with no other emotion than that of "compassion"

    Whereas our female example, Jazz, will constantly blab about her nails and "feelings" and whatnot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    Women do that. Men bottle it up forever.

    Examples: Cookie's essentially a wall with no other emotion than that of "compassion"

    Whereas our female example, Jazz, will constantly blab about her nails and "feelings" and whatnot.
    WTF?

    Jazz is female? Does this mean her profile pic is fake? I can see an adam's apple

    Spoiler warning:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    Right down to the penis.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    Although I must say, It's quite nice being a freshly single Kermit.
    Wait a minute.. What? You dumped Ms. Piggy? Well.. I guess I shouldn't be surprised that she had a penis, I always did wonder about that pig..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krisan Thyme View Post
    Wait a minute.. What? You dumped Ms. Piggy? Well.. I guess I shouldn't be surprised that she had a penis, I always did wonder about that pig..

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    Quote Originally Posted by deadlegion View Post
    WTF?

    Jazz is female? Does this mean her profile pic is fake? I can see an adam's apple
    Easy to do using makeup.

    Quote Originally Posted by Krisan Thyme View Post
    Wait a minute.. What? You dumped Ms. Piggy? Well.. I guess I shouldn't be surprised that she had a penis, I always did wonder about that pig..
    She always wanted to pork me.

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