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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    She poked me again.
    Poke her.

    With your dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    Poke her.

    With your dick.
    It's pretty impressive, but I don't think my dick can reach across town.

    Well, halfway across town.

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    My ball might, though.

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    rollin rollin rollin keep those nuts a rollin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaladane View Post
    rollin rollin rollin keep those nuts a rollin
    Rollin' rollin' rollin', RAW CHAFINGOHGODITHURTS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    It's pretty impressive, but I don't think my dick can reach across town.

    Well, halfway across town.
    You should go there, bang her, tell her you never want to see her again, and then carry on like normal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    You should go there, bang her, tell her you never want to see her again, and then carry on like normal.
    Well, if she stills lives with her boyfriend, I won't have to worry about my surgery on my nut... because it will be entirely removed from my body.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    Well, if she stills lives with her boyfriend, I won't have to worry about my surgery on my nut... because it will be entirely removed from my body.
    Get laid and free sugery.
    Sounds like a plan to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Worm View Post
    Get laid and free sugery.
    Sounds like a plan to me
    Castration =/= hydrocele surgery.

    And your plan assumes that my ball would be removed after fucking her.

    I'm not usually that lucky.

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    go there kill boyfriend fuck girl = win win

    There is a difference between ignorance and stupidity ignorant people can be taught
    stupid people need to be shot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    Castration =/= hydrocele surgery.

    And your plan assumes that my ball would be removed after fucking her.

    I'm not usually that lucky.
    Maybe not, but hey, its better than going through some shitty healthcare system.
    Oh wait, youre in Canada, nevermind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by knightshade View Post
    go there kill boyfriend fuck girl = win win
    I'm a lover, not a fighter.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Worm View Post
    Maybe not, but hey, its better than going through some shitty healthcare system.
    Oh wait, youre in Canada, nevermind.
    Can't you, just... delete the stuff that doesn't pertain to what you're quoting? It would be so much cleaner.

    And the healthcare system isn't terrible... it's just not great. Well, that's a lie... it's awesome when it's imperative, life or death kind of stuff. It pretty much sucks when you're trying to go in for optional surgery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    Can't you, just... delete the stuff that doesn't pertain to what you're quoting? It would be so much cleaner.

    And the healthcare system isn't terrible... it's just not great. Well, that's a lie... it's awesome when it's imperative, life or death kind of stuff. It pretty much sucks when you're trying to go in for optional surgery.
    I bolded it atleast

    And i was trying to make a joke about how even the healthcare system in Canada is better than here.
    I failed

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    LOL, she poked u? poke her back, right in her ass with no lube!

    Yeah I understand what you are saying about not being in a serious relationship right now, I am kind of the same way, although me and this female (who is actually my ex girlfriend) have been really close friends. Me and her haven't been this close, since we were in a relationship in 2008-09, but she understands that, shes a lot better person then she was then, so I can't complain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Worm View Post
    I bolded it atleast

    And i was trying to make a joke about how even the healthcare system in Canada is better than here.
    I failed
    Just delete the text you're not referencing, though, makes for smaller posts. And makes it easier to find which part you are referring to.

    Also, I will ban you otherwise.


    And yeah, the joke failed. But still, there are things about the medical system in the States that are better than Canada. However, Canada's definitely easier on the wallet.

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