More fun than I've had in a long time.

Quote Originally Posted by BGoodieJohnny
Ah summer, blue skies, the sun shinning, nothing to do and nowhere to go. A perfect time for vacation. Johnny was out on a camping trip with his family, out in the middle of nowhere, the entire place to themselves, or at least it seemed that way. It was the second day of their week long trip and the sun was at high noon. Johnny had been swimming in the lake about a mile from their camp, climbing out of the water to let himself dry in the sun. Sprawling out over the grass, he sheds his wet swim suit, closing his eyes and drifting off into a light sleep. Even so, he didn't hear the bushes nearby rustle as someone, or something approached.
Suddenly a bear jumped out of the bushes and tore Johnny's flesh to shreds. his screams echoed through the hills but fell on deaf ears as all his family and friends were busy having fun at the grill. His blood flowing like a geyser from his carotid artery, chest and torso a mangled heap of tendons and pain. The end.