The Nerd-Out: It's all about Stargate, Star Trek, BSG, Firefly, Babylon 5.

[Kermit Da Frog]

I still think the one that I put on your page is the best option, Jazz.

[Jazzmarazz]

Ah, yes. "The Drag-Out: Demigod of Dance Dance"

[Kermit Da Frog]

Ah, yes. "The Drag-Out: Demigod of Dance Dance"

We shall start it with another tale of the Demigod himself, perhaps.

[Jazzmarazz]

We shall start it with another tale of the Demigod himself, perhaps.

I don't know about that, Im still fearful of him finding the last.

[Kermit Da Frog]

I don't know about that, Im still fearful of him finding the last.

Relax, brother Wilhelm. He'll find it as easily as Panda will find the "kill the forums" but-SHIT.

[Sprung]

I am addicted to buying PC games

[Jazzmarazz]

Whilst on journey, our weary traveler fell ill in the vast desert that he need cross. No record of time is known as of how long he lay. All that is known, is that after a time, he as discovered by another traveler; the great camel god. Recovering from the deadly heat, the two for a time sat in discussion. He learned that DS, who had grown far more ill than our hero, perished sometime during Testicles' blackout. As any man would, he felt saddened by the fact and in respect for the resting soul, he danced. For days he danced. He danced from sun up, till sun down. He dances and all around grew closer to witness the beautiful, but sad act.
After several moons, he finished that which was recorded as "the dance of Sorrow" or "Skippity Do-Wa Boo~" if you prefer the Latin. The god of camels, who last had saved Testicles, shed a single tear. And all know that camels may not cry.

[Kermit Da Frog]

For as soon as the tear doth drop, the camel shall die. It is their way, their curse. It has been that way since the days of old. When they used to greedily drain any oasis they stumbled across. Seeing this, the other gods decided to punish all camels. If they released any water from their bodies, they would perish instantly. True to form, the camel god did die. As he collapsed, Testicles for the first time in a long time remembered what it was truly be alone. He once again set out upon his quest. Doomed to a lifetime of sorrow.

[Sprung]

Ease up on the drugs, boys.

[Jazzmarazz]

Ease up on the drugs, boys.

G'night fatty, fatty no parents.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Ease up on the drugs, boys.

Good night, old, short man.

[Jazzmarazz]

Enough story time for me tonight, Im working on some music.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Enough story time for me tonight, Im working on some music.

Ah, well then, good luck with that.

[Jazzmarazz]

Im covering this for shits and giggles just becuase its simple. Drum n' Bass style.
Also, all of the tabs are available for me. That site is pretty cool for that.

[Jazzmarazz]

Huh, I forgot to post the link in that last one. >.<