The Dismemberment-Out: It's been nice knowing you, Jazz

[Kermit Da Frog]

But I've been hungry all night.

Know how I solve that? By eating and not talking about it.

[Rasgrez]

Either way, not so hungry now.

[Milady]

I may have to try a variant on that one.

Along with finding one to shut up half the skinnyfat guys I have to deal with.

For some people, even that's not very effective, but at least it's fun to say.

I'll let you know if I come up with any. I'm sure I'll eventually run into a mean dietitian with some useful strategies for shutting people up.

[Milady]

I'd just walk in, say "DAAAAAAAAAAMN!", walk out, walk back in, say "You gon' die!", walk out, walk back in with a large group of people, point at them, and say, "Bitch gon' die!"

As a nurse or as a personal trainer?

Either way, good luck with that.

[Kermit Da Frog]

As a nurse or as a personal trainer?

Either way, good luck with that.

Probably either. I find putting people down that have earned it makes them want to improve to avoid it.

[Milady]

Probably either. I find putting people down that have earned it makes them want to improve to avoid it.

Unless they eat when they're depressed.

[Seraphis Cain]

Yaaaaay, looks like I'm finally gonna be getting my HDTV!

[Kermit Da Frog]

Unless they eat when they're depressed.

In which case, you pump them full of happy meds. Or meth. Meth'll slim them down.

[Kouen Hasuki]

My GF is a bloody idiot some days...

She goes and spends like $50 on "Tubes" (Specially formatted images not to mention it prolly wont be the last of it all that she will buy in the next few days) and yet complains that I want to buy 2 Replacement Analog Sticks for PSP and a 8GB Micro SD for like $25

[Jackhammer]

Started to FTP 25GB CoinOPS 2 to my Xbox.

[Andy_Jerk]

In which case, you pump them full of happy meds. Or meth. Meth'll slim them down.

I'm a deep thinker, so I've been in that space where I'm like: "Why the hell did I mess that up? Why do I like to torture myself? What did I do blah blah blah."

And it's taken me this long to realize that yes, you have to just shut the fuck up, get up, and get started on something. Thinking is highly overrated, especially when you get in one of those downward spirals; which is why I got so addicted to weed, and then alcohol after that. Those two substances especially seem to allow someone to sink into a false complacency while nothing is getting accomplished.

[Quiji]

I'm a deep thinker, so I've been in that space where I'm like: "Why the hell did I mess that up? Why do I like to torture myself? What did I do blah blah blah."

And it's taken me this long to realize that yes, you have to just shut the fuck up, get up, and get started on something. Thinking is highly overrated, especially when you get in one of those downward spirals; which is why I got so addicted to weed, and then alcohol after that. Those two substances especially seem to allow someone to sink into a false complacency while nothing is getting accomplished.

This is so true. It seems like when I think of myself and philosophy of why I'm alive, two things happen. First, I don't actually do anything, and the other is that it makes me depressed of the things I could of done and the future I should of have. But it's just the matter of what ifs and the hypothetical, and that doesn't have practical usage.

[Gare]

*Steam boots up*

Message: Pre-order The Witcher 2 now and get a bonus TF2 hat!

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I want to murder the universe.

[Kouen Hasuki]

*Steam boots up*

Message: Pre-order The Witcher 2 now and get a bonus TF2 hat!

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I want to murder the universe.

if you already steam pre ordered you will get the hat anyways

also its a hat and sword

[Gare]

No, I mean I'm tired of all this hat bullshit.