The Dismemberment-Out: It's been nice knowing you, Jazz

[Milady]

Not at all what Im getting at...nvm. Im simply dumbfounded with your progress. Leaps and bounds, frog; Leaps. And. Bounds.

I liked frog before he tried to imitate Evans to an obnoxious degree.

He seems like he's had a lobotomy lately, though.

[Cosmic]

Hey, Jazz. Remember that conversation we had about the immolation of my enemies?

I advise you to consider it.

So is that going to happen before or after we're all invited to the wedding?

[Kermit Da Frog]

I liked frog before he tried to imitate Evans to an obnoxious degree.

He seems like he's had a lobotomy lately, though.

That'd be my new job.

[Milady]

So is that going to happen before or after we're all invited to the wedding?

/spam-o-matic

[Jazzmarazz]

Hey, Jazz. Remember that conversation we had about the immolation of my enemies?

I advise you to consider it.

Latin is not my strong suit, pictures seem appropriate in this situation.

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Not following. Can you explain without bestiality?

Milady pointed her talky box at you.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Milady pointed her talky box at you.

And we're meeting for coffee next time I'm working at UVA.

Spoiler warning:

Not really. I'm quite ashamed of my appearance.

[Milady]

Latin is not my strong suit, pictures seem appropriate in this situation.

Spoiler warning:

...you're going to eat Kermit?

You're weird.

[Milady]

And we're meeting for coffee next time I'm working at UVA.

Spoiler warning:

Not really. I'm quite ashamed of my appearance.

I hate coffee.

Also, I don't want to see the inside of any UVA related building for quite some time.

[Raype]

Milady pointed her talky box at you.

It talks?

[Kermit Da Frog]

I hate coffee.

Oh thank jebus. I'm a tea man myself. *remembers not to get the cacao mint tea from Teavana again.

[Cosmic]

/spam-o-matic

At least all those American high school biology classes where you dissected frogs will come in handy, right?

[Milady]

Oh thank jebus. I'm a tea man myself. *remembers not to get the cacao mint tea from Teavana again.

There's always the Twisted Branch, downtown!

Seriously though, this is getting creepy.

It's a good thing I'm in the process of applying for jobs out of town.

[Jazzmarazz]

It talks?

Ask for yourself...but beware the light. It WILL pull you in.

[Kermit Da Frog]

There's always the Twisted Branch, downtown!

Seriously though, this is getting creepy.

It's a good thing I'm in the process of applying for jobs out of town.

Sorry buddy. I'll stick to the Richmond, Short Pump, and Mechanicsville areas.

[Milady]

At least all those American high school biology classes where you dissected frogs will come in handy, right?

I guess so!

Actually, I dissected a frog in middle school.

It was worms, spiders, mudpuppies, sharks, rats and pigs in high school.