The Dismemberment-Out: It's been nice knowing you, Jazz

[Raype]

Nah, I just close my eyes for extended periods of time and don't move around a lot. Or breath.

I love it when they just lie there.

[Drageuth]

Game doesn't start for two hours.

TV has been watched.

Fuckers upstairs are doing some work that involves banging on the floor. Again.

At least the dishwasher didn't spew dirty water everywhere, though.

[Synthetik]

I love it when they just lie there.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

*pounces*

[Sprung]

Nah, I just close my eyes for extended periods of time and don't move around a lot. Or breath.

Looks like it's sexy time!

[Synthetik]

Oh my god, I finally found a download for Nightmare Ned after weeks of half-assedly searching. Nostalgia commence.

Looks like it's sexy time!

OK, I'll keep "sleeping." Ignore the moans of pleasure.

[Inferno.]

I hope PSN comes back up soon, I don't want to have to buy Crysis 2, Shift 2 and Homefront for the 360 now, do I?

[Kazuya Mishima]

I hope PSN comes back up soon, I don't want to have to buy Crysis 2, Shift 2 and Homefront for the 360 now, do I?

Always thought you were an xbox fanboy.

[Synthetik]

Oh shit, the PSN is still down huh? That's some bullshit.

[Inferno.]

Oh shit, the PSN is still down huh? That's some bullshit.

Yes.

This is like week #3.

[Synthetik]

Yes.

This is like week #3.

That's rough yo. At least it's free though. Well, unless you have PSN+. :/

[Inferno.]

That's rough yo. At least it's free though. Well, unless you have PSN+. :/

I was considering PSN+, certainly will not now.

[Synthetik]

I was considering PSN+, certainly will not now.

I was considering buying a PS3, now I'm not so sure.

[Inferno.]

I was considering buying a PS3, now I'm not so sure.

Hey, no need to be like that.

I hear Sprung is selling one soon.

[Seraphis Cain]

Yay, Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 beaten.

[Synthetik]

Hey, no need to be like that.

I hear Sprung is selling one soon.

I'll probably still buy one, I just won't be using my credit card to buy anything on PSN.

Things just don't feel right when you and Sprung aren't constantly selling/trading your consoles every few weeks.