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Thread: The Dismemberment-Out: It's been nice knowing you, Jazz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda Man View Post
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    Because it didn't fit anywhere else?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    Add some commentary and get that up in the Let's Play section, yo.
    Best LP Evar

    Don' worry, it won't hurt... that much!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    Add some commentary and get that up in the Let's Play section, yo.
    And music.

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    Keelhaul that filthy landlubber send him down to the depths below
    Make that bastard walk the plank with a bottle of rum and a YO HO HO!


    /alestorm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda Man View Post
    Keelhaul that filthy landlubber send him down to the depths below
    Make that bastard walk the plank with a bottle of rum and a YO HO HO!


    /alestorm
    You didn't alter your ban count.

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    You are not worthy.

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    "I think I can I think I can I think I can..."

    The thought process of my dishwasher.

    GOOD LUCK BUDDY! I DON'T WANT TO CALL A FUCKING PLUMBER BECAUSE OF YOU!

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    Now WHERE. THE FUCK. ARE MY CIGARETTES?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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    Time to start washing these dishes by hand.
    Because even if the dishwasher is indeed unclogged... I have no more detergent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    Time to start washing these dishes by hand.
    Because even if the dishwasher is indeed unclogged... I have no more detergent.
    *waits for the sink's pipes to burst*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    Now WHERE. THE FUCK. ARE MY CIGARETTES?!?!?!?!?!?!?
    Dallas decided it's time for you to quit. So he tore them in half and stuck them in the dishwasher's drain. It all fits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colamisu View Post
    Dallas decided it's time for you to quit. So he tore them in half and stuck them in the dishwasher's drain. It all fits.
    No they didn't, otherwise the dishwasher wouldn't have broken down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    No they didn't, otherwise the dishwasher wouldn't have broken down.
    Har har, the wordplay. But perhaps the reason it broke is because they fit snugly. Like a cork in a wine bottle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    *waits for the sink's pipes to burst*
    I hate you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Colamisu View Post
    Dallas decided it's time for you to quit. So he tore them in half and stuck them in the dishwasher's drain. It all fits.
    I found them.

    Thank God.

    Otherwise there would have been Hell to pay.

    However, there was a broken piece of glass in the dishwasher that I found.

    I cannot find what cup it came from. None of my glasses are broken.

    This worries me greatly.

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