The Dismemberment-Out: It's been nice knowing you, Jazz

[Milady]

Hey, look at that. I've got a cute flower and a star.

[Panda Man]

I will not look!

[Milady]

One of my friends was trying to get into nursing school. She said her adviser told her that they had an unusually high number of applicants this semester. They had like 200 apply, with 63 applicants having perfect GPAs. They only take 61.

Yeah, my program was a bit difficult to get into, and it's just a community college. I was initially wait-listed, but I was literally number 1 on the list. I had a perfect college GPA before that, had completed all my prerequisites, and every curriculum course that could possibly be taken without having been admitted to the program.

There were 100 seats total, 70 day students and 30 night/weekend students. There are around 60 to 65 of us graduating, and that includes a bunch of people who joined halfway through.

[Milady]

I will not look!

Pretty pleeeease?

[Inferno.]

I have to go.

Work is such an inconvenience.

[Milady]

I have to go.

Work is such an inconvenience.

Shhh. I'm trying to get a job, don't remind me.

[Panda Man]

Yeah, my program was a bit difficult to get into, and it's just a community college. I was initially wait-listed, but I was literally number 1 on the list. I had a perfect college GPA before that, had completed all my prerequisites, and every curriculum course that could possibly be taken without having been admitted to the program.

There were 100 seats total, 70 day students and 30 night/weekend students. There are around 60 to 65 of us graduating, and that includes a bunch of people who joined halfway through.

Damn Glad I'll never be a part of that program!

Pretty pleeeease?

okay

[Milady]

Damn Glad I'll never be a part of that program!

okay

It's not all that bad, but I'm happy to have finally finished it.

Yay!

Spoiler warning:

[Kermit Da Frog]

I have to go.

Work is such an inconvenience.

*Waits for Inferno to post from work*

[Slacker Magician]

*Waits for Inferno to post from work*

[Slacker Magician]

Your new avatar is weird, Kermit.

[Kermit Da Frog]

SHARD!

[Jazzmarazz]

Your new avatar is weird, Kermit.

I like it that way myself. Stuffed animals cry out less often then than real ones do when you stirke them.

[Slacker Magician]

KERMIT!!!!!!

[Kermit Da Frog]

Your new avatar is weird, Kermit.

You need a new one.

KERMIT!!!!!!