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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    So you think I've got a nice dick on the corner in front of a convenience store?
    I was relating to a past experience with 7/11 prostitutes, not you in particular.
    Although judgment is reserved about that.

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    the hell kind of stores do you have over there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RetroSnake View Post
    I read that as 7/11 slut. And agreed.
    What is wrong with sluts at 7/11?


    I mean you he could of gone to Pizza Slut...i mean Hut

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    Quote Originally Posted by ARProductions View Post
    What is wrong with sluts at 7/11?


    I mean you he could of gone to Pizza Slut...i mean Hut
    Too rich for my blood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RetroSnake View Post
    I was relating to a past experience with 7/11 prostitutes, not you in particular.
    Although judgment is reserved about that.
    See below.

    Quote Originally Posted by screwed View Post
    the hell kind of stores do you have over there?
    Good ones. You can get two taquitos and a blowjob for 5 bucks.

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    Ah, the world of the convenience store hooker, where some exchange sexual favors for pixie sticks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    See below.



    Good ones. You can get two taquitos and a blowjob for 5 bucks.
    The one 7/11 I go to, the chick that works there (shes hot), I wonder if she is up for that. Then again, from what I have heard, she's had more pricks in her then a porchipine has on it's body.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz View Post
    Jazz gets pussy on Craigslist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    Jazz gets pussy on Craigslist.
    damn, 3 pussy for free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    Jazz gets pussy on Craigslist.
    And you thought they removed the service.

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    I want kittens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    Considering getting rid of some PS3 games to get them back for 360, or to buy them for 360 as well. Which seems a bit pointless, having them for both...

    I'm only talking Call of Duty games, Medal of Honour, Bad Company 2...
    I better get first dibs on anything you are selling!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz View Post
    And you thought they removed the service.
    They haven't near me, unless everyone here is EXTREMELY slutty.

    Quote Originally Posted by Quiji View Post
    I want kittens.
    As do I.

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    I'm reading the World of Darkness rulebook and this d10 system seems a lot easier than DnD's d20 system.

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