Any experiments involving beer are good experiments in my books.Originally Posted by Milady
You think I'm charging you? I need human specimens to experiment on.
Bulba~
Any experiments involving beer are good experiments in my books.You think I'm charging you? I need human specimens to experiment on.
Veritas.
"Informed consent" is a lot easier to obtain when your patients are drunk, anyway.Any experiments involving beer are good experiments in my books.
What? This kidney removal is totally necessary. Here, just have a little more beer and you won't feel a thing.
Bulba~
Beer: the only acceptable anaesthetic."Informed consent" is a lot easier to obtain when your patients are drunk, anyway.
What? This kidney removal is totally necessary. Here, just have a little more beer and you won't feel a thing.
Veritas.
It'll also probably kill you pretty quick, if we're administering it straight into your veins.Beer: the only acceptable anaesthetic.
Maybe I should brush up on my CPR skills first.
Bounce Bounce Bounce
Bulba~
I may need a little mouth-to-mouth...It'll also probably kill you pretty quick, if we're administering it straight into your veins.
Maybe I should brush up on my CPR skills first.
Veritas.
I'm so sleepy.
Why can't my boyfriend ever want to go to sleep when I want to.
Either he wants to stay up way later, or sleep way earlier.
Veritas.
No problem. I even have this handy dandy little mask to use that I got from the Red Cross!I may need a little mouth-to-mouth...
Oh, wait.
Bulba~
Because that would create a happy and cohesive living arrangement.I'm so sleepy.
Why can't my boyfriend ever want to go to sleep when I want to.
Either he wants to stay up way later, or sleep way earlier.
This cannot happen. EVER.
No problem. I even have this handy dandy little mask to use that I got from the Red Cross!
Oh, wait.
Veritas.
Cereal acquired.
Whilst I listen to music with earbud headphones.
This will not end well.
Bulba~
My pork chop is almost finished cooking.
I haven't had pork chops in years.
Now, what to watch while I eat it...?
Veritas.
I'm guessing it wouldn't be a pleasant experience to be conscious during CPR attempts. Chest compressions are srs business.
Mouth to mouth would be the least of your concerns.
Bulba~
I'm having nut surgery.I'm guessing it wouldn't be a pleasant experience to be conscious during CPR attempts. Chest compressions are srs business.
Mouth to mouth would be the least of your concerns.
I would kill for some mouth-to-mouth at this point...
Cyber Husky!
Slip him some sleeping pills in his orange juice... or smack him on the head with a brick to knock him outI'm so sleepy.
Why can't my boyfriend ever want to go to sleep when I want to.
Either he wants to stay up way later, or sleep way earlier.
Veritas.
Eh, worse things could happen.
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