There are times you drive me, shall we say, bananas
And your mind is missin', no offense, a screw (None taken)
Still, whatever mess I land in, who is always understandin'?
Nobody else but you...

Oh, your moodiness is now and then, bewilderin'
And your values may be, so to speak, askew
("Gesundheit!" "Thanks.")
Who deserves a hero's trophy as we face each cat-a-strofee?
Nobody else but you...

Nobody else but you
It's just our luck, we're stuck together
Nobody else but you
Is crazy enough to believe we'll come through

So your jokes are all, let's face it, prehistoric
(And your music sounds like monkeys in a zoo)
But when life becomes distressin', who will I be S-O-Sin'?
If you're having trouble guessin', here's a clue
Though he seems intoxicated, he's just highly animated
And he's nobody else but...

Nobody else but you
We've turned into a true-blue duo,
Hard times, we've had a few
Like we're thrown in the drink,
Like we're tossed outta town
But when I start to sink,
Then I'd rather go down
With nobody else but you


YOU TELL 'EM, GUYS!