The Korean Fan Death out: thats not funny guys cousin gerald died that way

[Raype]

Ray, think you'll up for more jumping in pits and having 90 percent of our attacks blocked in about an hour an a half?

Sure, why not.

I have nothing better to do.

Not at all!

[Drageuth]

Sitting in the kitchen cooking and chatting with friends on MSN, and browsing EP, at the same time?!

Fuck I love laptops. Before I would have had to choose between eating, or being on the computer.

And the computer, invariably, always won.

[Corey]

Disney's Tarzan. I've watched it three times in a week. Probably going to watch it soon.

[Drageuth]

Disney's Tarzan. I've watched it three times in a week. Probably going to watch it soon.

That was a good movie.

[Stark]

Just downloaded the new ulver album, hopefully it'll be worth buying when its released

[Corey]

That Is a good movie.

Indeed.

[Synthetik]

And here I was expecting a Pearl Harbor joke.

And that really only takes one time.

Well I do enjoy launching my torpedo into their aircraft carriers and exploding into a blinding white brilliance.

Just don't try that shit when they're on the rag. You may end up waking a sleeping giant.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Indeed.

It'll be in my heart.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Well I do enjoy launching my torpedo into their aircraft carriers and exploding into a blinding white brilliance.

Just don't try that shit when they're on the rag. You may end up waking a sleeping giant.

Either way there's blood everywhere.

[Corey]

It'll be in my heart.

<3

[Drageuth]

Well I do enjoy launching my torpedo into their aircraft carriers and exploding into a blinding white brilliance.

Just don't try that shit when they're on the rag. You may end up waking a sleeping giant.

"Let's play Pearl Harbour! That's where I lay down, and some Asian whore blows the Hell outta me!"

[Synthetik]

Either way there's blood everywhere.

Well, these sheets are ruined.

"Let's play Pearl Harbour! That's where I lay down, and some Asian whore blows the Hell outta me!"

[Raype]

Well, these sheets are ruined.

That's why rubber sheets exist.

Well, that and watersports.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Well, these sheets are ruined.

But they were flannel!

[Synthetik]

That's why rubber sheets exist.

Well, that and watersports.

That takes all the fun out of it though. What's the point of sex if there isn't an ice cold wet spot on the bed for the next 2 1/2 hours?

But they were flannel!

Oooohhh... vintage? I'm so sick of all these lamestreamers with their 100% cotton sheets and Egyptian silk comforters. I do have a tempur-pedic pillow though, but only because it's ironic.