LEAD THAT HORSE TO WATER AND DRINK.Originally Posted by Oscar The Grouch
Washed up sitcom star
LEAD THAT HORSE TO WATER AND DRINK.
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All this talk about horses is making me want to re-take up drinking.
Among other things.
Washed up sitcom star
Zoe got me for my birthday (23rd of feb) some polish drink thats like 97%, needless to say, we are still drinking it, and its only a 700ml bottle =/
dagnabbit! These dad-gum kids and their new-fangled gizzy-moes!
I've been buying those coloured gummy one's for a few years now, because I'm with it and stuff, and every pair I bought in Ireland broke within two months, then I bought two pairs in the states because they were cheaper and they both still work perfectly. That was last July.
Bulba~
Let's see how long it takes for these to kick in...
Also, insanely hot hipster chick from my work just got back in town after 3 months touring Europe.
To invite her to the bar, or not invite her to the bar... that is the question...
dagnabbit! These dad-gum kids and their new-fangled gizzy-moes!
Does that even need to be answered? Murder the hipster whore.Let's see how long it takes for these to kick in...
Also, insanely hot hipster chick from my work just got back in town after 3 months touring Europe.
To invite her to the bar, or not invite her to the bar... that is the question...
Anyone good with stuff? I need a logo turned into a .png with the whole transparent background deal.
Your Jewish Grandpa
Goddamn right, especially when there's Captain Commando, Strider, and Rival Schools around.
Or not around, I should say.
Cookie Thief
There were these Sony earphones I really liked, and every time they broke I'd buy a new pair from Argos, take the old pair back a week later and use the new one's receipt to swap them for another pair. This went on for a couple of years.I've been buying those coloured gummy one's for a few years now, because I'm with it and stuff, and every pair I bought in Ireland broke within two months, then I bought two pairs in the states because they were cheaper and they both still work perfectly. That was last July.
Bulba~
She's a tiny little hipster chick. She must way 100lbs soaking wet. I just want to rip her in half...Does that even need to be answered? Murder the hipster whore.
Fuck, remind me to stop drinking before I take sleeping pills...
Your Jewish Grandpa
Pills work better when washed down with hard liquor, silly.
My great uncle once took a bunch of sleeping pills with half a bottle of Jack and he never woke up.
Bulba~
I actually laughed when I read that. Like an actual laugh, not just thinking "hah, that's funny."Pills work better when washed down with hard liquor, silly.
My great uncle once took a bunch of sleeping pills with half a bottle of Jack and he never woke up.
Does that make me a bad man...?
Your Jewish Grandpa
Nope, it makes you a man with a sense of humor.I actually laughed when I read that. Like an actual laugh, not just thinking "hah, that's funny."
Does that make me a bad man...?
Which means you must burn at the stake.
Bulba~
With the amount of liquor I have been consuming the last couple of weeks, I'll probably go up with Hiroshima.Nope, it makes you a man with a sense of humor.
Which means you must burn at the stake.
I'm gonna go attempt to pass out, though.
Night all.
Your Jewish Grandpa
With that, I'll be off too.
dagnabbit! These dad-gum kids and their new-fangled gizzy-moes!
Thus is the story of why they dont allow cosmic into argos anymore.There were these Sony earphones I really liked, and every time they broke I'd buy a new pair from Argos, take the old pair back a week later and use the new one's receipt to swap them for another pair. This went on for a couple of years.
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