The Ivolt-Sinatra Out: Dave me to the Moon~

[Synthetik]

Spoiler warning:

After Hans lost aggro he quickly jumped up and drank a mana potion, and then cast a critical hit shadowbolt, killing the mob. Upon looting the moose dropped a furry hide, a sword of binding and 16 silver. Hans gained 172 experience points and ascended to level 33. When questioned for this story, his guild members simply replied: "Congratz."

[Cosmic]

Glasses are handy for that, like seriously. Just sit your fringe to the side of them and voila!

If only I really was a hipster instead of simply joking about it on the internet. Maybe then I could get away with wearing aviators indoors.

[Jase]

That's so Norway.

I duno what class his playing, hunters dont taunt and war's dont FD.
He must be a huntard that has its pets taunt auto-on.

[Inferno.]

If only I really was a hipster instead of simply joking about it on the internet. Maybe then I could get away with wearing aviators indoors.

Don't do it, false-glasses annoy me. If you don't need them then don't wear them! I wish I didn't have to wear mine...

[Cosmic]

Fake glasses are so 2006. These days it's all about fake contact lenses. It's like invisible fashion, it's so hip you don't even know it's there. Bitches don't know.

[Jase]

Fake glasses are so 2006. These days it's all about fake contact lenses. It's like invisible fashion, it's so hip you don't even know it's there. Bitches don't know.

PHHHHHHHTTTT That was so 2009, i was rocking fake eyes before they were cool.

[Cosmic]

Pfft, I've already got my fake laser surgery booked in time for next season. Don't be hatin'.

[Jase]

After Hans lost aggro he quickly jumped up and drank a mana potion, and then cast a critical hit shadowbolt, killing the mob. Upon looting the moose dropped a furry hide, a sword of binding and 16 silver. Hans gained 172 experience points and ascended to level 33. When questioned for this story, his guild members simply replied: "Congratz."

I was expecting something along those lines when i first seen it.

[Jase]

Pfft, I've already got my fake laser surgery booked in time for next season. Don't be hatin'.

Have you booked in to the that surgery place off that little back ally?
Cos that place was so 2009.

[Cosmic]

Fashion is cyclical bro, that place has got a real old timey 2009 vibe going on. It's retro meets modern in a clash of pumping house beats and ironic vegan-made knitwear. Vintage appeal all up in this bitch.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Fashion is cyclical bro, that place has got a real old timey 2009 vibe going on. It's retro meets modern in a clash of pumping house beats and ironic vegan-made knitwear. Vintage appeal all up in this bitch.

Which just reminds me that I keep seeing women in jean jackets lately.

[Raype]

I get all my medical treatments through leeches.

Also, water.

[Synthetik]

I read that yeseterday, Hypnos must be happy.

I also only saw a show of his yesterday, he is CRAZY.

His insanity is rampant and unrelenting, but his giant blackboard and confidence reassures me.

[Cosmic]

Which just reminds me that I keep seeing women in jean jackets lately.

Denim jackets can be alright. Sometimes. When they're not stonewashed. If they are stonewashed, eww. I just wish the 80s revival thing would die already, and I don't just mean fashion, I'm talking generally. It was an awful, awful decade on every conceivable level.

[Inferno.]

Denim jackets can be alright. Sometimes. When they're not stonewashed. If they are stonewashed, eww. I just wish the 80s revival thing would die already, and I don't just mean fashion, I'm talking generally. It was an awful, awful decade on every conceivable level.

I think the 80s was pretty cool, the 90s was fucking awful IMO. OH NOEZ THE COMPUTERS CALENDARS ARE GONNA DIE ONCE IT HITS 2000 ZOMG, WE ALL GONNA DIEEEEE!

For me, I'd love to be able to go back and experience the 50s/60s.