The Hangout: EVERYONE IS HATED BY IVOLT

[Colamisu]

I wish.

I was a bit of a man-whore when I was younger.

If it was long enough ago that you're referring to it as "when I was younger," I would hope these women would have the common sense to have been tested since the last time they had sexual relations with you anyways.

Oh wait, they had sex with you. Nevermind.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Out for now, be back later.

[Rasgrez]

[Colamisu]

Kroger here stopped carrying Teddy Grahams.

And now they carry Goldfish Grahams. What the fuck? Why is a recognized brand of baked snack crackers suddenly branching into the graham goods market? Give me back my Teddy Grahams, god dammit.

[Majinkura]

I would be afraid of having such small puppies around my house. Someone would undoubtedly accidentally step on them and kill them.

yeah you definitely have to be careful around these dogs...i've already stepped on both dogs accidentally because they get between your feet while walking.

[Synthetik]

You lie.

Well, not any of the weird stuff, because it's TRUE. I really did forget Kermit mentioning that he thinks Ray and Prude are the same person though.

Out for now, be back later.

[Beelzebub]

Kroger here stopped carrying Teddy Grahams.

And now they carry Goldfish Grahams. What the fuck? Why is a recognized brand of baked snack crackers suddenly branching into the graham goods market? Give me back my Teddy Grahams, god dammit.

Teddy Grahams are the shit, so are those white and pink frosted animal cookies.

[Rasgrez]

Well, not any of the weird stuff, because it's TRUE. I really did forget Kermit mentioning that he thinks Ray and Prude are the same person though.

[Shareware]

I have a basset hound.

A big fat fucking lazy ass basset hound.

She's more annoying than cute.

Still, floppy face.

[Synthetik]

Kroger here stopped carrying Teddy Grahams.

And now they carry Goldfish Grahams. What the fuck? Why is a recognized brand of baked snack crackers suddenly branching into the graham goods market? Give me back my Teddy Grahams, god dammit.

Oh HELL NO. NO THEY DIDN'T. That's bullshit man. I love Teddy Grahams. I mean... they're shaped like teddy bears, dammit. Fuckin' goldfish trying to start a monopoly.

yeah you definitely have to be careful around these dogs...i've already stepped on both dogs accidentally because they get between your feet while walking.

I'm used to watching where I step around the house already, since my pugs like to do the same thing, but they're at least noticeable. That little guy though... he's just so tiny. I would just carry him in a shirt pocket or something.

[Synthetik]

Teddy Grahams are the shit, so are those white and pink frosted animal cookies.

Ahhhh..... my brother or dad just bought a bag of those frosted animal cookies but they're for his track meet, along with some beef jerky and like, every other delicious snack ever made. It's so tempting to steal them.

[Shareware]

Ahhhh..... my brother or dad just bought a bag of those frosted animal cookies but they're for his track meet, along with some beef jerky and like, every other delicious snack ever made. It's so tempting to steal them.

Hard to tell the difference?

[Colamisu]

Oh HELL NO. NO THEY DIDN'T. That's bullshit man. I love Teddy Grahams. I mean... they're shaped like teddy bears, dammit. Fuckin' goldfish trying to start a monopoly.

They don't even put them in the cookie aisle, where the Teddy Grahams were. They put it in the cracker aisle, because it's branded as Goldfish. It's also branded as Pepperidge Farm, bitches! Put it in the cookie aisle!

[Colamisu]

Hard to tell the difference?

I took my younger brother to his band concert tonight. Some girl in his class asked me if I was his father.

[Synthetik]

Hard to tell the difference?

Actually, yes. Especially in dim lighting or if I can't see their face for some reason. They're both beastly specimens, very similar builds and the exact same height with the exact same hair cut. On top of that their voices sound similar and my brother has started shaving his beard, so it's even harder to tell.

They don't even put them in the cookie aisle, where the Teddy Grahams were. They put it in the cracker aisle, because it's branded as Goldfish. It's also branded as Pepperidge Farm, bitches! Put it in the cookie aisle!

How confusing and unnecessary.