The Hangout: EVERYONE IS HATED BY IVOLT

[Kermit Da Frog]

Should I even ask? Or should I wait for someone else who recently joined to?

I'll explain. His nut's the size of a large grapefruit.

You should have seen the rack on my ex. She was 15 when we started dating, and... generously endowed.

And that was last year.

[Drageuth]

Should I even ask? Or should I wait for someone else who recently joined to?

I have a medical situation that I'm in the process of taking care of regarding one of my testicles.

Anything else you want to know?

If you're quite a lot of fat around your arms and it misses (you're skinny IIRC) then it can be bad.

Yeah... I'm really skinny... although I haven't weighed myself lately. Maybe the gym and extra food I've been eating has been taking an effect? I might have gained, like... two pounds?

[Milady]

Hello, young lady from a far off land... let me show you around. This is what we call a "bar." This is what we call "alcohol." And this pill is what we ca-- you know what, nevermind what kind of pill this is.

I refuse to take any red pills.

And considering the fact that I haven't had anything to drink since I was about 15, I probably wouldn't even make it to the drink that contained any suspiciously added substances.

[Drageuth]

And that was last year.

She turned 19 last year.

[Miss Piggy]

I'll explain. His nut's the size of a large grapefruit.



And that was last year.

I`m going to... walk away now *slowly backs away*

In all seriousness though, cancer?

EDIT: Nvr mind... and no, thats all I need to know Oscar.

[Kermit Da Frog]

She turned 19 last year.

A leap year doesn't work like that.

[Drageuth]

I refuse to take any red pills.

And considering the fact that I haven't had anything to drink since I was about 15, I probably wouldn't even make it to the drink that contained any suspiciously added substances.

Well, seeing as how that's the only way I know to get girls to come home with me, I guess I'm pretty screwed.

Also... nothing to drink for seven (... seven?) years?! I would have gone insane.

/enjoys his rye and ginger. And beer.

[Synthetik]

His partner would be the long arm of the law.

You'd be so awesome at baseball though.

The high fives at the end of the episode when we catch the bad guy and save the day would be epic.

Truth, although they'd probably want me to be the catcher. Fuck that noise. The catcher helps do all of the work but gets none of the glory. I mean, they just sit there taking balls after balls after balls after balls, pounding into them, mercilessly. And at the end of the day who gets all the reward? The pitcher, because he relentlessly threw his balls into the catchers strike zone, over and over, until the warm pleasure of victory squirted all over the teams face. The warm, viscous, milky white victory.

[Miss Piggy]

The high fives at the end of the episode when we catch the bad guy and save the day would be epic.

Truth, although they'd probably want me to be the catcher. Fuck that noise. The catcher helps do all of the work but gets none of the glory. I mean, they just sit there taking balls after balls after balls after balls, pounding into them, mercilessly. And at the end of the day who gets all the reward? The pitcher, because he relentlessly threw his balls into the catchers strike zone, over and over, until the warm pleasure of victory squirted all over the teams face. The warm, viscous, milky white victory.

Mmmmmmm Milky

[Drageuth]

Mmmmmmm Milky

I think you vastly misinterpreted that paragraph...

[Milady]

Well, seeing as how that's the only way I know to get girls to come home with me, I guess I'm pretty screwed.

Also... nothing to drink for seven (... seven?) years?! I would have gone insane.

/enjoys his rye and ginger. And beer.

Almost seven, indeed. I'm ready to stop having birthdays, now.

Okay, so I've had an extremely rare glass of champagne every now and then. Actually, I bought alcohol for the first time just the other day. It wasn't for me though, and it certainly wasn't for a minor that I may or may not be related to.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Well, seeing as how that's the only way I know to get girls to come home with me, I guess I'm pretty screwed.

Also... nothing to drink for seven (... seven?) years?! I would have gone insane.

/enjoys his rye and ginger. And beer.

Know what you need? Some scotch.

[Kermit Da Frog]

I think you vastly misinterpreted that paragraph...

[Miss Piggy]

I think you vastly misinterpreted that paragraph...

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ya just a wee bit

[Synthetik]

Extremely low.

That was... exactly the answer I was looking for.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? JUSTICE!

You have to be careful waving to strangers, because what if one of them doesn't have hands? You'll seem cocky. It's like "Look what I got fucker! I'm gonna go pick something up!"

You lucky bastard

Just sit on your hand for a half hour or so.

*stranger in the tub*