Because I would like to have some semblance of a normal back by the time I'm thirty, rather than how fucked it is not from my job. Everything is about two inches too short for me, and the production plant overloads the cases so they are way too heavy for one person to lift, but there is never enough staff on hand to ask someone to help lift them with you.
One case of bone-in pork loins weighs about 115 pounds, give or take. When you cut four cases of those in the morning, after unloaded four skids with cases varying from 60-115lbs, your back starts to give out whether you are lifting properly or not.
Except if I do that, it always sets auto settings for some reason. Settings that are not compatible with my monitor. Therefore I get a black screen. So I must open my capture program, hope not too many tasks are running in the background that would cause it to crash the first time I try it, click "Capture", click "Capture video", navigate to display, select HDMI, select custom, and choose the settings that won't result in said black screen.
Why, OH WHY, would you post that fucking song?