The GTA IV Out: TOUCH MY PECS!

[Raype]

NO, it's not that, I don't know what you mean by 'she's wooden' or whatever. When she was the black swan, it was amazing.
She was good at being frightened, but you're right, she can't be calm or 'cool'. She's only good at rage or being afraid.
I still liked it though. I just wish the... WAS REAL DAMMIT

She has the acting talents of a block of wood in most of her films. Like, you could slap a wig onto a 2x4 and not miss much as far as the performance goes.

But that's just it, she then had the whole costume change into the white swan and everything. Someone should have noticed.

Also, Swan Lake is fucking long as hell.

Also, filled with very acrobatic movements and a lot of spinning.

Now that I think about it, she'd have to have blood pressure in the negatives for her to not lose a drop until the end. And by that point she bleeds out in seconds. Shit was clearly another hallucination. Probably.

Right? It is, isn't it? There was something shallow about this movie too. Like, it was missing some body. I can't explain it.
I felt like it was missing this big huge gap and I HATED that. And I wanted to see more black swan.
Yeah, I didn't like that either, you know. It annoys me. It annoys me that this is seen to be her greatest work, it could have been better.
I just can't see the greatness. Not like Mildred Peirce or All About Eve or A Street Car Named Desire or something, it's like, not even close to being 'a great film'.
And I thought Natalie had that potential for some reason, she was more than a pretty face I thought. I was excited for this.

It's just her most recent work. Again, overhype.

Plus she's not really known to be cast on her talents as an actress, It's her looks (most films) and certain other talents (in this case, her dancing) that gets her roles.

[Beelzebub]

<Chock full of Wild Turkey and bored as hell.

[Kermit Da Frog]

<Chock full of Wild Turkey and bored as hell.

And you're all out of Wild Turkey.

[Raype]

If it was anyone's best work, it was Mila Kunis'. Because honestly, this is her career's peak. It's only downhill from here.

Waits to be proven wrong

Her best work is playing second banana and being overshadowed by an inferior actress.

Dear god, it's like her entire career summed up in one movie.

(Then again, she was involved with that trainwreck that was Max Payne and that snoozefest that was the Book of Eli. Granted, the former actually had her being about the only good thing going on. My sympathy is in short supply)

[Beelzebub]

And you're all out of Wild Turkey.

No, no I'm not. My Roommate picked up a half gallon. There's plenty left, although I'm already pretty smashed.

The worst thing is that I have to be back to work at 9am.

[screwed]

<Chock full of Wild Turkey and bored as hell.

hm.. reading when your tired is hard.. kind of missed the H in 'chock' there.... wow...

[Prude]

your blog entry is disgusting. Draw pictures instead. And they can't be gross ones either. I demand this at once.

[Wyrm]

So im trying to stray away from the "OMGIMASTONA" crap. Any thoughts on the new sig?

[Prude]

hm.. reading when your tired is hard.. kind of missed the H in 'chock' there.... wow...

Awwwww I use to have the lil strawberry guy too

[Kermit Da Frog]

Dear god, it's like her entire career summed up in one movie.

I think Meg sums up her career a bit better.

[Kermit Da Frog]

So im trying to stray away from the "OMGIMASTONA" crap. Any thoughts on the new sig?

.....honestly?

[Raype]

your blog entry is disgusting. Draw pictures instead. And they can't be gross ones either. I demand this at once.

The only pictures I have on hand are sketches of you.

And I'd have to hook the scanner back up to put fresh stuff up.

So no.

Plus, you're clearly the superior artist.

I AM UNWORTHY, YOUR HIGHNESS.

*bows*

[Prude]

good night

[Beelzebub]

hm.. reading when your tired is hard.. kind of missed the H in 'chock' there.... wow...

Hey, your quoted text is on the same page...I'm not that drunk.

[screwed]

Awwwww I use to have the lil strawberry guy too

THAT'S what you got from that?