No, but I like how you think. Really I'm only kinda fat.
I would probably be a real fat-ass if I weren't a damn giant.
Likein shadow of the colossus? does that mean I can climb up your hairy ass to stab you in the head and get killed, but than mystically unkilled by your random ghost thingy?
I can't believe I got the admins to give me a Sesame Street username.