The GTA IV Out: TOUCH MY PECS!

[Yip Yip]

Or if you have a large penis.

I know what that's like from first appendage experience.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Which reminds me, brightside owes me a sex tape.

Which, subsequently, will be posted here.

[Raype]

At least that hole makes sense, I suppose. What doesn't make sense is why men get pockets and women don't.

All the lesbians I've ever known have been the type that crop their hair short and dress like men. I can't imagine that anyone would be attracted to that.

It's so we have somewhere to put our hands. Always putting those hands in our pockets.

While that's the rule, exceptions exist. And, unfortunately, in canada the women are naturally hotter. True story.

[Kermit Da Frog]

At least that hole makes sense, I suppose. What doesn't make sense is why men get pockets and women don't.

It's so we can play with our junk without actually playing with our junk. True fact.

[Raype]

It's so we can play with our junk without actually playing with our junk. True fact.

I thought that was why sweatpants had pockets?

So you could play pocket pool while watching the women on the treadmills at the gym.

[Milady]

While that's the rule, exceptions exist. And, unfortunately, in canada the women are naturally hotter. True story.

Amusing then, that you should choose a cute little American Mormon to become infatuated with.

[Kermit Da Frog]

I thought that was why sweatpants had pockets?

So you could play pocket pool while watching the women on the treadmills at the gym.

That's why every guy's pants comes with pockets. We need to play with it, lest seem rude.

[Milady]

And my boyfriend relinquishes control of the PS3.

GTA, perhaps? Or Castlevania. Hm. Either way, round 2 of DAII will have to wait a few days.

[Kermit Da Frog]

And my boyfriend relinquishes control of the PS3.

GTA, perhaps? Or Castlevania. Hm. Either way, round 2 of DAII will have to wait a few days.

GTA. Then yell fuck you at motorcycle missions.

[Milady]

Augh, rep comments with incorrect grammar.

[Milady]

Anyway, I'm off.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Augh, rep comments with incorrect grammar.

Had to be done.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Anyway, I'm off.

Also, night.

[Raype]

Amusing then, that you should choose a cute little American Mormon to become infatuated with.

That girl is clearly an outlier.

A statistical anomaly.

Plus, she's awesome in numerous ways.

And I tend to prefer cuteness over hotness. Weird, I know.

I wish to violate the adorable things while they make heartwarmingly cute noises.

That's why every guy's pants comes with pockets. We need to play with it, lest seem rude.

I can't do that in jeans.

Shit chafes.

[Raype]

GTA. Then yell fuck you at motorcycle missions.

The motorcycle levels were easy, you just suck.