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Thread: The GTA IV Out: TOUCH MY PECS!

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    I have a Yoshi shirt, but no plushies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    They're lovely. Except technically they're men's pants. But hey, they have pockets, and women's pajamas never have pockets. And they lack that gigantic, quick access hole over the genital region.
    That hole and I have a love hate relationship. On the plus side, easy access and perfect for taking that middle of the night leak where you're barely conscious.

    On the down side, opening a door leads to sudden and violent cold exposure. Worse still when you're trying to preserve your undergarment supply and happen to be commando-ing the sleepwear. And that's why I don't get any door to door salesmen anymore.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    No offense ray, but your pants look the best when you aren't wearing them.
    I don't know, I think my huge bulge has its own artistic merits.

    Plus they really flatter my glorious ass.

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    I'd be that little devil on your shoulders telling you to do it.

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    I'm on the hunt for this Tonberry plush. Chances are I'll have to order it.

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    ARGH, logged into WoW im that bored....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rasgrez View Post


    I'm on the hunt for this Tonberry plush. Chances are I'll have to order it.
    I'll take 3.

    DOINK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    That hole and I have a love hate relationship. On the plus side, easy access and perfect for taking that middle of the night leak where you're barely conscious.

    On the down side, opening a door leads to sudden and violent cold exposure. Worse still when you're trying to preserve your undergarment supply and happen to be commando-ing the sleepwear. And that's why I don't get any door to door salesmen anymore.
    Who needs underwear when you're just lounging about in pajama pants at home? Anyone who has a habit of sitting cross-legged, of course.

    Oh, so that's how you get rid of door to door visitors? Somehow, I don't think the same strategy works when females are answering the door.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rasgrez View Post


    I'm on the hunt for this Tonberry plush. Chances are I'll have to order it.
    Cute.

    Except it reminds me of that last fight I had with three tonberries in FFXIII.

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    That one tag is quite fitting. Who the fuck is thewha?

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    Last edited by Yip Yip; 24th-March-2011 at 06:58.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    Who needs underwear when you're just lounging about in pajama pants at home? Anyone who has a habit of sitting cross-legged, of course.

    Oh, so that's how you get rid of door to door visitors? Somehow, I don't think the same strategy works when females are answering the door.
    Or with legs spread. Or if you happen to shift position frequently. Or if you have a large penis.

    It does if they're lesbians. Stupid lesbians, getting my hopes up like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Or with legs spread. Or if you happen to shift position frequently. Or if you have a large penis.

    It does if they're lesbians. Stupid lesbians, getting my hopes up like that.
    The trick is to very nicely ask to watch. (And record. )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    The trick is to very nicely ask to watch. (And record. )
    Which reminds me, brightside owes me a sex tape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Or with legs spread. Or if you happen to shift position frequently. Or if you have a large penis.

    It does if they're lesbians. Stupid lesbians, getting my hopes up like that.
    At least that hole makes sense, I suppose. What doesn't make sense is why men get pockets and women don't.

    All the lesbians I've ever known have been the type that crop their hair short and dress like men. I can't imagine that anyone would be attracted to that.

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