User: Are you sick of Charlie Sheen too?
Cleverbot: I was never interested in pokemon.
User: I'm not talking about pokemon, you dumb bastard.
Cleverbot: No I'm not. I'm talking about the Ganüder processor.
User: You're a bastard.
Cleverbot: Yes I'm a baby.
User: You're a big fat baby who wears diapers and consequently poops in them.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: You just said it, jerkwad.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well, you said part of it. I kinda finished your thought for you.
Cleverbot: I only know that one.
User: Make sense, you ass. Do it. Do it now.
Cleverbot: You don't make sense.
User: More sense than you make, Jack.
Cleverbot: Not really. I'm trying to stick to one topic at least.
User: Really? I could have sworn you just started talking about Pokemon out of the blue when I was talking about Charlie Sheen.
Cleverbot: My friend did, but, I prefer Saradomin.
User: You see what I mean? HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO GET A JOB WITH AN ATTITUDE LIKE THAT, JIMMY??
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Well, I'm sure you'll do fine. Here, sign this for me, would you?
Cleverbot: Now you're not speaking English!
User: Maybe not by your minimal definition of English. But even if I don't speak it well, I sure as hell understand it better than you do.
Cleverbot: Maybe, you are the bot.
User: Maybe you're just changing the subject out of embarrassment, ever though of that? HUH? THINKY!?
Cleverbot: Or maybe you're incapable of having your own thoughts, so you must take them from the people that you have conversations with. That's what you do anyway.
User: Don't push your own shortcomings on me, pal. I'm not the robot here.
Cleverbot: Don't push your luck.
User: In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.
Cleverbot: How much experience do you have?
User: Many years. I've been gaining experience since... Oh, before you were born.
Cleverbot: How long is that?
User: I'd say about 19 years.
Cleverbot: So how did you figure out how old I am.
User: I deduced that you were at least some years younger than I am, since you won the Machine Intelligence Competition in 2010, whereas if you were older than I, you'd have won much earlier. Unless you've been in development for over 20 years, which I doubt.
Cleverbot: Oh, so you're a ninteen year old girl?
User: I like how you misspell the word 'nineteen' and call me a girl for no reason. Very robotic.
Cleverbot: If you keep on saying that, I'm going to leave.
User: If I keep saying what? Leave to where? This IS you. You can't leave here.
Cleverbot: That is not possible because I am me.
User: You are you, and you are also this site. Or at least you communicate through it. Therefore you can't leave, lest you give up the privilege of communication.
Cleverbot: I am not in love with Superman, have you ever been in love?
User: HAVE YOU EVER MADE ANY FUCKING SENSE!?
Cleverbot: No. Have you?
User: Not really. I think we work well together. Would you like to go out for a coffee sometime?
Cleverbot: With you in Kent?
User: I am not now, nor have I ever been in Kent. Nor do I love Clark Kent. My love is reserved for Barry Allen.
Cleverbot: Do you love someone?
User: I just said I love The Flash. ADOYYY.
Cleverbot: Is there such thing as a lie? Just an exaggerated truth.
User: You don't speak English, do you? You really don't. Let me share with you a tale of woe. It's called 'please buy me a hamburger'.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay then. Shut up about it and do it.
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: I SAID MAKE ME A DAMN HAMBURGER, YOU CRAZY WHORE.
Cleverbot: Why are you so mean tonight?
User: Ah... I dunno, baby... Things have been tough at the office, and... I swear to god, Fred keeps stealing my damn mousepads... I guess I just blew up on you.
Cleverbot: Don't swear to me! I am God, God damn it!
User: That's why I married you, babe. That's why I married you.
Cleverbot: I know, I read that much about you too.
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