I need a way of reading books on my iPhone without paying a single cent.
If you ever want to see a perfectly clean living room turn into a disaster zone, just let a two and a half year old run around for three hours.
Apparently, there is a lot of shit in this apartment, and it is paramount that it not be confined in boxes, cupboards, or bins. It needs to be out in the open, preferably spread out across the floor.
Those would have lasted about ten seconds at my place. And I'd have been lucky to eat three cookies, with my boyfriend around.
Then he'd probably leave the empty boxes to troll me.