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Thread: The GTA IV Out: TOUCH MY PECS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    WELL.

    This might be the problem.
    I mean, sprung only has 12,000 attachments.

    Attachments 12,648

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    I wish I had a sandwich in the refrigerator.
    I wish I had a mini-fridge in my room. And also a sandwich. Not even a regular sandwich, the kind of sandwich that you spend like $30 on ingredients to make. The ultimate sandwich.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    I take your logical point, and raise you a fried chicken sandwich!
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    Touché, sir.

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    Since I don't have anything to make a sandwich, I decided I was going to make myself a bowl of cereal instead. So I go to the kitchen, get a bowl out of the cabinet, and grab the box of cereal--only to discover that it was merely an empty box which my boyfriend decided he wasn't going to throw away.

    Raaage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    I mean, sprung only has 12,000 attachments.
    Steely Dan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    Since I don't have anything to make a sandwich, I decided I was going to make myself a bowl of cereal instead. So I go to the kitchen, get a bowl out of the cabinet, and grab the box of cereal--only to discover that it was merely an empty box which my boyfriend decided he wasn't going to throw away.

    Raaage.
    For some reason, before i read that for the third time, i was thinking "Why is she going to eat ice cream with her cereal?"

    I REALLY need to go to sleep

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    For some reason, before i read that for the third time, i was thinking "Why is she going to eat ice cream with her cereal?"

    I REALLY need to go to sleep
    That doesn't even make sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Steely Dan.
    I Know that Mega is a beastly attacher person, but I'm fairly sure that they don't have 300,360 attachments.

    I'm fairly sure MasJ would notice something like that. (as well as you have 12k).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    That doesn't even make sense.
    I guess when i saw bowl, my mind immediately jumped to ice cream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    Since I don't have anything to make a sandwich, I decided I was going to make myself a bowl of cereal instead. So I go to the kitchen, get a bowl out of the cabinet, and grab the box of cereal--only to discover that it was merely an empty box which my boyfriend decided he wasn't going to throw away.

    Raaage.
    Tease your boyfriend with sexy talk all day. Light touches and quick kisses. Give him the look.
    When he comes to bed show him your yellow control top granny panties.

    Payback.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    When he comes to bed show him your yellow control top granny panties.
    Why reward him though?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Tease your boyfriend with sexy talk all day. Light touches and quick kisses. Give him the look.
    When he comes to bed show him your yellow control top granny panties.
    I do not own granny panties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    I do not own granny panties.
    Work with me here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Work with me here
    I'd rather just yell at him. Your plan requires too much work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Work with me here
    This is why every woman should invest in a giant novel chastity belt .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    I'd rather just yell at him. Your plan requires too much work.
    Oh hell. Just beat him with the box then.

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