The Wang Out: You look adopted.

[Sprung]

Seriously, I fucking hate this guy.

Uncalled for discount.

[Yip Yip]

http://www.demonbuster.com/boyce.html

[Lee]

http://www.demonbuster.com/boyce.html

Is it that the website is infested with viruses or something?

[Lee]

Off to class soon.

[Tassadar]

Dear god, it sounds like that Black Out Band song, except female. So fucking tone deaf.

This is why I hate her really, Justin Bieber can actually sing in pitch or at least the autotune work done on his songs makes him sound like he can.

She is on a completely different level.

[Inferno.]

Cleared my Firefox cache as it was 1.5GB but now every site is as if it's a text based site only. The images/buttons, etc won't load properly.

[Tassadar]

So, a man sued his ex-girlfriend for fraud and emotional distress after she secured a court order demanding he pay child support for their two year-old daughter. The reason? This woman saved his semen after performing oral sex and secretly impregnated herself. No, this is not a new plotline of absurd television show One Tree Hill but actual events that formed the basis of a 2005 legal battle in Illinois.

Although this case is six years old and garnered some media attention at the time, we recently came across it on Professor Jonathan Turley’s blog and couldn’t resist an opportunity to discuss it.

But before we get to the legal issues presented in this case, namely how a man can be ordered to support a child when his sperm was used without his knowledge, the soap opera-esque facts surrounding this situation deserve to be explained in greater detail. Trust us.

It all began when Dr. Sharon Irons (an internist) and Dr. Richard Phillips (a family practitioner) began dating in January 1999. Dr. Irons led Dr. Phillips to believe she was divorced and within a few months, they became engaged. According to Dr. Phillips, the two discussed the possibility of having children and he made clear his intentions: that he did not want children until after they were married and any pre-marital sex would require the use of condoms. Throughout the course of their relationship, they engaged in only three instances of oral sex: they never went “all the way.”

On one of these intimate occasions, Dr. Irons did something rather remarkable: After fellating Dr. Phillips, she held his semen in her mouth (where it was suitable to sustain viability) and then inseminated herself with it. She did not inform Dr. Phillips of her actions.

Dr. Irons also never informed her boyfriend that she was, in fact, still married. Five months into their relationship, she confessed to Dr. Phillips that she was not divorced and he decided to end their relationship.

Fast-forward to November 2000, when, surprise! Dr. Irons slapped her surely stunned ex-boyfriend with court papers to establish paternity and child support for “their” daughter.

Wow.

[brit]

Nuff said.

Don't kill her. Is she legal?
If so, let me give her Da Dick™. She won't be the person you knew her to be.
If not, carry on.

Also, who is she, now that I think about it.

[Tassadar]

Don't kill her. Is she legal?
If so, let me give her Da Dick™. She won't be the person you knew her to be.
If not, carry on.

Also, who is she, now that I think about it.

[Yip Yip]

I haven't used Firefox or Windows for more than a few hours in about 6 months. Only thing I use Windows for is PC gaming, I can do all my emulation on Linux. Anyway, I have Lubuntu installed as a 64-bit OS and it uses less than half of one percent of my system's RAM and processor to run even when I'm using a browser. I do have Windows 7 on a dual boot on this particular laptop but rarely use it since I run Windows XP on VMware with Linux and it runs games perfectly.

Cleared my Firefox cache as it was 1.5GB but now every site is as if it's a text based site only. The images/buttons, etc won't load properly.

Try disabling the Firefox DNS cache https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/fir...don/dns-cache/

If that doesn't work try creating a new profile.

[brit]

At least one of us has our priorities in order here.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Sure, it's a little early, but I made a new HO in an attempt to revive conversation.

[Cookie Monster]

You are right, it's too early, come back in a few hours!

[Kermit Da Frog]

You are right, it's too early, come back in a few days!

Fixed.

[Fer!]

So, Black Ops campaign is entertaining.

The multiplayer, not so much, fucking aimbot kids.