The Wang Out: You look adopted.

[brit]

Everyone needs a mistress.

Usually true.

I'm just glad I never let myself get rusty. My approach is just different. I'm the cool dude. Not the lively jokester.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Usually true.

I'm just glad I never let myself get rusty. My approach is just different. I'm the cool dude. Not the lively jokester.

I'm the one that can drink heavy and not have any repercussions.

[Sprung]

Anyone else find Oprah's network title acronym ironically funny? Or am I just a racist?

[Shareware]

Usually true.

I'm just glad I never let myself get rusty. My approach is just different. I'm the cool dude. Not the lively jokester.

I'm the cool jokester.

Oh, wait, no I'm not, I'm the Michael Cera with a cool twist.

[Sprung]

PROTIP: old people get CPR from hot chicks more often

[Slacker Magician]

Anyone else find Oprah's network title acronym ironically funny? Or am I just a racist?

What is it?

[Lee]

Oh yeah Mr. ....... Your mom!

Really mature Jazz.

[Shareware]

PROTIP: old people get CPR from hot chicks more often

And here I'm staying young forever! Silly me.

[Dr Mario]

Far less accurate, but true, it is faster.

Slower in the end. How many posts have gone back and forth over it?

[Sprung]

What is it?

Oprah
Winfrey
Network

OWN

[Lee]

Anyone else find Oprah's network title acronym ironically funny? Or am I just a racist?

Depends, what's the acronym?

[Synthetik]

Ya know...I never even considered that while I was watching.

Next time they play the rerun on Discovery, I'll yell at the TV and tell Jamie to stop it, k?

Make sure you yell loud enough for him to hear you.

Well then. This goes to you and brit. There's an easy solution to that. You have to be assertive. Look, when a girl is interested, the guy has to take action. A girl doesn't want somebody wishy-washy, so don't be Charlie Brown and you're off to a good start. You have to gamble it all a lot of the time. Sure, you run the risk of getting nowhere, but if you don't take that chance you'll wind up regretting it for a long time. So get out there, tell her exactly how you feel, and see how it goes.

Already know all of that bro. But I'd rather keep her as a friend than risk fucking up both of our friendships, making things awkward, and never talking to her again. She's seriously like, the perfect woman. She's literally the female version of myself. Besides, she still has a boyfriend. I know how to ask girls out, and it usually works better when they're single.

[Jazzmarazz]

Really mature Jazz.

Thats all the wisdom you can handle for one night. Off you go now.

[Lee]

Oprah
Winfrey
Network

OWN

Yeah you're a racist pig and you're probably going to hell

[Mistral]

It's effectively the same thing though :/

And i didn't want to say "enters your bloodstream in one way or another."

It's faster to just say "ingestion"

No, it isn't. The difference between "ingest" and "inhale" is the difference between your gastrointestinal and respiratory tracts.
...
Your stomach and your lungs. For example, ingesting water is fine. Inhaling water is not.

But it's faster, I'll give you that. It's wrong, but it's faster, and I suppose some men don't mind being called fast.