The Wang Out: You look adopted.

[Inferno.]

No, it's not an .ecm file.

LOLJKGUISEITREALLYIS.

This is the reason I don't usually bother helping people in the EE. :/

[Milady]

God, I'm so bored. I can't even concentrate on studying. And my boyfriend is over here typing away super loudly, it's impossible to focus anyway.

[Synthetik]

[Inferno.]

Sent off for my provisional 2 days ago, it's already been received by the DVLA.

So in ~15 days time I'll be able to drive cars under a qualified driver's supervision.

I DON'T KNOW ANY QUALIFIED DRIVERS LOL.

[Dr Mario]

No-one in your family drives?

[Tassadar]

Didn't you say your grandad can drive?

[Inferno.]

No-one in your family drives?

Grandad, wouldn't want to learn to drive the way he does. I'd never pass my test this way. Not saying he's a bad driver, but he doesn't fuck around like driving instructors expect you to.

Few others that I wouldn't ask.

[Lee]

This is the reason I don't usually bother helping people in the EE. :/

That's exactly the reason i usually do

There is only so much that can be wrong.

[Synthetik]

No, it's not an .ecm file.

LOLJKGUISEITREALLYIS.

HOW DO I PLAY ECM????

Grandad, wouldn't want to learn to drive the way he does. I'd never pass my test this way. Not saying he's a bad driver, but he doesn't fuck around like driving instructors expect you to.

Few others that I wouldn't ask.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and crying like the people in the backseat of his car.

[Inferno.]

How to pass your test.

A) Never pull out on anyone unless there's a 30 minute gap.
B) Never turn the steering wheel efficiently, shuffle the thing around making sure your arms don't cross
C) Never go on a motorway until you've got your full license.

Ridiculous.

[Inferno.]

When I do finally learn to drive I want to get a decent enough powered car and go to a track day.

[Inferno.]

You're not supposed to look over your shoulder either are you? There's a round about here, and if you want to go left you HAVE to... Well, unless you want a car that you can't see going into the side of yours.

[Lee]

How to pass your test.

A) Never pull out on anyone unless there's a 30 minute gap.
B) Never turn the steering wheel efficiently, shuffle the thing around making sure your arms don't cross
C) Never go on a motorway until you've got your full license.

Ridiculous.

I think i pulled out on someone close enough that if i hadn't really pressed the gas i'd have been a smudge on the pavement, still passed.

And the DMV clerks over here REALLY don't care how you turn the steering wheel.

Also, i drove on the interstate in Drivers Ed.

[Synthetik]

You're not supposed to look over your shoulder either are you? There's a round about here, and if you want to go left you HAVE to... Well, unless you want a car that you can't see going into the side of yours.

Over here you're actually supposed to look over your shoulder instead of relying on the rear view, but that's over here anyways. Don't forget to adjust your mirrors/seat and buckle up too.

[Lee]

You're not supposed to look over your shoulder either are you? There's a round about here, and if you want to go left you HAVE to... Well, unless you want a car that you can't see going into the side of yours.

I failed my first drivers test because i didn't check my blind spot by looking over my shoulder.

That, and i drive a god damned yacht of a car, and i couldn't physically do a 3 point turnabout.