Quote Originally Posted by Shareware View Post
And if your kids give you any lip, beat em with a sack of oranges.

Even if you don't have kids.
I do have a kid. But he isn't here right now. Don't see him again until Tuesday evening.

Quote Originally Posted by xXxistayhighxXx View Post
Or, just kick the drinking and smoke a fat J...
Which reminds me. I really want a smoke right now...