The Illora Out: No. Seriously. Get out.

[Fer!]

I think you even reviewed a battle against Nevan I posted in Youtube. :wacko.

[Fer!]

Alright, fuck this shit. Not gonna play platform bullshit on this hack n' slash, had enough of that in Prince of Persia for now.

[Raype]

Fucking Beowulf, that felt like smashing myself against a wall, I just couldn't beat him.

The trick is to dodge him. Repeatedly.

Also, projectiles.

Because fucking AOE.

[Lee]

Yes. A poorly made cheapass one. But hey, it's a start.

If i had an extra working one i'd probably offer to send it over

But unfortunately, all of my guitars are in peices, and it's hampering my ability to play

[Shareware]

Hello, my name is Kitana, and I enjoy throwing you out of every move you try to do. If you aren't close enough to throw, I'll be spamming Fan Throw until you are. Please try and enjoy your next 15 fights with me, because that's how long it will take before my stupidity to cheapness ratio finally tips.

Fucking MK2.

[Lee]

Hello, my name is Kitana, and I enjoy throwing you out of every move you try to do. If you aren't close enough to throw, I'll be spamming Fan Throw until you are. Please try and enjoy your next 15 fights with me, because that's how long it will take before my stupidity to cheapness ratio finally tips.

Fucking MK2.

Not as bad as sheeva.

[Raype]

Hello, my name is Kitana, and I enjoy throwing you out of every move you try to do. If you aren't close enough to throw, I'll be spamming Fan Throw until you are. Please try and enjoy your next 15 fights with me, because that's how long it will take before my stupidity to cheapness ratio finally tips.

Fucking MK2.

Jumpkick

Jumpkick

Jumpkick.

Alternatively, turtle and master the art of the uppercut.

MK2 is so horribly broken.

[Fer!]

Hello, my name is Kitana, and I enjoy throwing you out of every move you try to do. If you aren't close enough to throw, I'll be spamming Fan Throw until you are. Please try and enjoy your next 15 fights with me, because that's how long it will take before my stupidity to cheapness ratio finally tips.

Fucking MK2.

Oh, hello there, I'm Mr. Obama Baraka and I like to spam throws, would you mind if I send you flying over there and pick you up before you fall to throw you again until your health meter is drained? Thank you very much.

[Fer!]

Gentlemen, I think we should save this video for posterity, seems useful.

[Lee]

Oh, hello there, I'm Mr. Obama Baraka and I like to spam throws, would you mind if I send you flying over there and pick you up before you fall to throw you again until your health meter is drained? Thank you very much.

Not as bad as sheeva.

[Fer!]

Sheeva doesn't appear in MK2.

[Lee]

Sheeva doesn't appear in MK2.

You have a good point.

Wasn't 2 the one where Jax was just like... better than everyone or something?

[Kouen Hasuki]

Fuck sakes, got home at like 3am got to sleep about 3:30am after traveling since 5pm flying back from scotland and the other half's ex turns up at 9 fucking am with the bloody kids

WTF

[Drageuth]

Fuck sakes, got home at like 3am got to sleep about 3:30am after traveling since 5am flying back from scotland and the ex turns up at 9 fucking am with the bloody kids

WTF

Could still be worse. When I first split up with my ex, I was averaging two hours of sleep a night, and one day she showed up after I had been asleep for an hour with, "I'm going down to Victoria for three days. You need to spend more time with him. Kthxbie" and left. I had just dropped him off the evening before.

[Fer!]

You have a good point.

Wasn't 2 the one where Jax was just like... better than everyone or something?

Yeah, he grabbed you in the air and broke your spine.

Motherfucker.