The Illora Out: No. Seriously. Get out.

[Prude]

All that I know is that Sprung's wife must have to bend down REAL low...

[Cosmic]

I don't hate hipsters.

Looks like you and Prude have something in common after all.

[Colamisu]

I once touched myself to I Touch Myself.

I once touched myself to the girls' choir version of I Touch Myself.

[Sprung]

x4! Although, it's technically, like... two games and two special editions of those games.

There's actually an EU version of some of them, but the torrent I grabbed x number of weeks ago was just the four JP versions.

They're such excellent games.

Ok, not really, but BOOBIES!

[Prude]

I once touched myself to I Touch Myself.

I love how it's just acceptable for men to look at porn and masturbate. Like it just doesn't matter at all. But then if women do something it's like WHAT A FILTHY WHORE
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED ANYMORE

[Sprung]

All that I know is that Sprung's wife must have to bend down REAL low...

Woah. I actually laughed. What the fuck?

[Prude]

Looks like you and Prude have something in common after all.

<3

[Sprung]

Looks like you and Prude have something in common after all.

Shopping for panties with her sister?

[Colamisu]

I love how it's just acceptable for men to look at porn and masturbate. Like it just doesn't matter at all. But then if women do something it's like WHAT A FILTHY WHORE
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED ANYMORE

People say women aren't allowed to masturbate? Keep in mind, most people aren't Mormons.

[Synthetik]

I once touched myself to I Touch Myself.

Everytime I think about you doing that I touch myself, I TOUCH MYSELF.

All that I know is that Sprung's wife must have to bend down REAL low...

ZING

I love how it's just acceptable for men to look at porn and masturbate. Like it just doesn't matter at all. But then if women do something it's like WHAT A FILTHY WHORE
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED ANYMORE

FUCKIN' CHAUVINIST PIGS, YOU SHOULD MARRY ONE AND THEN TAKE HALF HIS SHIT AND THE KIDS. YOU GO GURL, MHMMM.

[Mistral]

Ah, the moral quandary of masturbation. Is it acceptable? What of the misogynist double-standard that plagues this, as with many matters of sex and power in society? It makes me...want to sing.

[Sprung]

I love how it's just acceptable for men to look at porn and masturbate. Like it just doesn't matter at all. But then if women do something it's like WHAT A FILTHY WHORE
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED ANYMORE

Seeing how 98% of sex toys are designed for women, i find your statement hard to believe.

[Synthetik]

[Raype]

Ah, the moral quandary of masturbation. Is it acceptable? What of the misogynist double-standard that plagues this, as with many matters of sex and power in society? It makes me...want to sing.

If ever sperm is sacred, Evans mom has the pope between her legs.

[Synthetik]

We should start an Evans group, to celebrate his memory.