The Illora Out: No. Seriously. Get out.

[King]

Err, that is how you make condensed milk.

I am talking about having a glass of milk, adding sugar, then drink it.

You can make a fairly decent substitute yourself with evaporated milk, but trying to make it by boiling milk is a bit trickier. It's such a pain to clean up if you accidentally scorch the sugar...

Note to self: Make Mistral suggestion.
If it fails, it's the American's fault.