The Carl Sagan Out - Smoke Weed Everyday

[Drageuth]

I ended up putting on The Tigger Movie for the third time today.

Fuck my life.

[King]

Nah, he's trying to decide on a movie. For about twenty minutes right now. He's been reorganizing the movies in front of them and staring all confused like. I'm just in one of my moods and feel miserable.

Like i said somewhere before, if you were forced to watch Noddy, you would feel worse.

I ended up putting on The Tigger Movie for the third time today.

Fuck my life.

That doesn't beat my younger brother's watching 7 times the Lion King.
And i had to raise him up because he wanted to pretend he was Simba.

[Raype]

I ended up putting on The Tigger Movie for the third time today.

Fuck my life.

That's why you shoulda worn a cond-oh.

[Drageuth]

That's why you shoulda worn a cond-oh.

Actually, I wore a condom every time. 'cept one time it just didn't quite hold up to my manliness.

[Kermit Da Frog]

I ended up putting on The Tigger Movie for the third time today.

Fuck my life.

Did you know his top's made outta rubber?

[Mistral]

Actually, I wore a condom every time. 'cept one time it just didn't quite hold up to my manliness.

Why am I suddenly reminded of the old baby bottle joke...

[Drageuth]

Did you know his top's made outta rubber?

I've also heard that his bottom is made out of springs.


Fuck, is he ever bouncy!

[Drageuth]

Why am I suddenly reminded of the old baby bottle joke...

Because my penis is pretty impressive, and can be likened to many phallic shaped objects.

[Jazzmarazz]

Because my penis is pretty impressive, and can be likened to many phallic shaped objects.

[Lee]

I've also heard that his bottom is made out of springs.

Fuck, is he ever bouncy!

Tigger is truly the god of bounce.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Jealous much?

Tigger is truly the god of bounce.

Fuck Mario.

[Jazzmarazz]

Jealous much?

Of you? No, you can keep him.

[Drageuth]

In. And out. And in again. And out again. And in and out and in and out andinandoutandinandout.

Ahhh, that brings me back to his conception night.

[Jazzmarazz]

In. And out. And in again. And out again. And in and out and in and out andinandoutandinandout.

Ahhh, that brings me back to his conception night.

Good times....good times.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Of you? No, you can keep him.

In. And out. And in again. And out again. And in and out and in and out andinandoutandinandout.

Ahhh, that brings me back to his conception night.

I retract my previous statement.