The Carl Sagan Out - Smoke Weed Everyday

[Kermit Da Frog]

So you can only get cheap sluts.

This is getting better and better.

Prude's next, aye?

[Drageuth]

Anxiety: check.
Spending two hours at the walk in clinic: check.
Having a man with a strange accent poke me: check.
Wish that said man with a strange accent would cut his fingernails: check.
Booked for an ultrasound: check.

Fucking hate going to doctors.

[Illora]

So you can only get cheap sluts.

This is getting better and better.

thats not very kind. the reason we broke up was because I was abstinate and she wasnt satisfied with that

[Lee]

I had a situation when I first joined and redeamed myself about a year later, maybe cookie remembers, but I do agree with you, he should just fuck off.

I was a fucking retard when i joined, but if i would have gotten banned i wouldn't have made excuses about it.

You can always redeem yourself, it just gets a lot harder the more you fuck up.

[Pickles]

Anxiety: check.
Spending two hours at the walk in clinic: check.
Having a man with a strange accent poke me: check.
Wish that said man with a strange accent would cut his fingernails: check.
Booked for an ultrasound: check.

Fucking hate going to doctors.

You've had your nuts poked at then?

[Lee]

thats not very kind. the reason we broke up was because I was abstinate and she wasnt satisfied with that

So, she was a cheap slut?

[Kermit Da Frog]

Anxiety: check.
Spending two hours at the walk in clinic: check.
Having a man with a strange accent poke me: check.
Wish that said man with a strange accent would cut his fingernails: check.
Booked for an ultrasound: check.

Fucking hate going to doctors.

That doesn't sound like a doctor's visit.

[Illora]

I remember when it was a super big deal to have two accounts as well.

when?

[Synthetik]

Always loving the men, aye?

Nah, I prefer little boys. I love you, remember?

Or if you prefer, Hulk Davidson.

Ha ha ha, FUCK.

That's the name of my right hand.

[Pickles]

I was a fucking retard when i joined, but if i would have gotten banned i wouldn't have made excuses about it.

You can always redeem yourself, it just gets a lot harder the more you fuck up.

I couldn't have worded it better.

[Jazzmarazz]

999.620

Never gets old. Welcome back to the dark side.

The best science can be done in the comfort of my bedroom.

YES

[Kermit Da Frog]

thats not very kind. the reason we broke up was because I was abstinate and she wasnt satisfied with that

So you're not a guy and she realized it?

[Illora]

So, she was a cheap slut?

BIGGEST EYE ROLL EVER

sure, she was a cheap slut

[Kermit Da Frog]

Nah, I prefer little boys. I love you, remember?

....When did I lose so many years?

[Drageuth]

You've had your nuts poked at then?

Actually, yes.