The Carl Sagan Out - Smoke Weed Everyday

[Synthetik]

His second chance was nothing to do with me.

/bed

Night.

His mom and sister can fit behind one keyboard? You're being generous.

His girlfriend's name is Rosie Palms, and his other girlfriend is her identical twin, Susan Forefingers.

[Kermit Da Frog]

I can't tell if I want to laugh or vomit after reading this post.

Ridiculous story is ridiculous.

^This as well.

You aren't Cheezy?

The Fuck?

Nope. I think Jack is Cheezy in disguise. He's good at that.

[Milady]

It was actually, it was just a much smaller feature.

Much like the ignore feature.

[Illora]

I can't tell if I want to laugh or vomit after reading this post.

Ridiculous story is ridiculous.

crosshatch is now single. FIXD

[Lee]

Before the update, the friend option was not available.

I was friends with Panda, Polo, Mikey, and Elm, about a year before the update.

[Pickles]

Before the update, the friend option was not available.

I think he means I was friendly, I give every new member benifit of the doubt, 98% piss me off after 3 or 4 posts though. . .

[Kermit Da Frog]

Night.



His girlfriend's name is Rosie Palms, and his other girlfriend is her identical twin, Susan Forefingers.

Jill works better.

Look at your left palm and don't tell me if your fingers don't say Jill.

[Milady]

His girlfriend's name is Rosie Palms, and his other girlfriend is her identical twin, Susan Forefingers.

Wait, isn't Rosie Palms the one that supposedly stood him up the other night?

[Synthetik]

The one where he is outside with a bunch of people, and you can't see his face?

Obviously you're a much better stalker than I am.

[Illora]

Vomit...

Definitely vomit

Im not cleaning it up

[Lee]

^This as well.



Nope. I think Jack is Cheezy in disguise. He's good at that.

Jackhammer?

Pssh, cheezy hates rammstein.

[Kermit Da Frog]

I think he means I was friendly, I give every new member benifit of the doubt, 98% piss me off after 3 or 4 posts though. . .

I'm a special breed of pissing you off. I did it in one.

[deadlegion]

the reason she got me banned was that she was cursing and being a jerk to everyone. weve since broke up, and from her facebook page I have gleaned she is now a lesbian

You got banned for cursing and being a jerk?
Does that really happen?

Also, are you sure she's not bi?

[Lee]

Obviously you're a much better stalker than I am.

Oh

[Raype]

Wait, isn't Rosie Palms the one that supposedly stood him up the other night?

Yeah. I think he's starting to pitch woo to Palmella Handerson nowadays.