The Carl Sagan Out - Smoke Weed Everyday

[Milady]

Your files are quite impressive, although I don't think you have much information about me... Prude's the one who- fuck.

I, on the other hand, have a picture of your hand, and also of your legs.

If you want to know more info about Ray, all you need to do is be friends with Prude on Facebook.

[Pickles]

Indy 500 Endurance race complete. Yay me!

/sleep

HAI COOKIE

[Jazzmarazz]

I have the highest SAT score in the state.
perfect

Perfect for....what?

[Illora]

Jazz, I'm pretty sure its pretty much impossible to spend 6 years on the internet and not see a vagina at least once

[Sprung]

I have the highest SAT score in the state.
perfect

Then you fell off.

SATFAIL

[Pickles]

Everybody knows that and not went but going to college.

I thought you just finished? its in the olympia, ill pay, ill even bring my ipod so you dont have to listen to them.

[Kermit Da Frog]

You're both wrong, but I'm not explaining why.

Birth's a crazy thing, amirite?

[Illora]

Perfect for....what?

that doesnt even make sense

[Kermit Da Frog]

If you want to know more info about Ray, all you need to do is be friends with Prude on Facebook.

Is that who this friend request is from?

[Tassadar]

I thought you just finished? its in the olympia, ill pay, ill even bring my ipod so you dont have to listen to them.

Nope, will soon though.

Ask me when you're sober.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Perfect for....what?

It's like looking into the future.

[Sprung]

Birth's a crazy thing, amirite?

It's batshit crazy. Never saw something so stretchy before.
Like a rubber band.

[Illora]

Then you fell off.

SATFAIL

fell off what?

[Synthetik]

If you want to know more info about Ray, all you need to do is be friends with Prude on Facebook.

But that takes all of the fun out of stalking being a detective!

[Kermit Da Frog]

It's batshit crazy. Never saw something so stretchy before.
Like a rubber band.

I always describe it as pushing a watermelon through a condom.