Deal, but I thought Steve already adopted me.Originally Posted by Synthetik
We can be fraternal twins, except one of us was 8 months premature.
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Deal, but I thought Steve already adopted me.We can be fraternal twins, except one of us was 8 months premature.
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Oh, you're so smooth synthI actually used to tell people that I survived a ninja attack and that's what the scar was from.
Oh c'mon! It was just pillow talk baby, you know I still love you.
Bulba~
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I taught him all he knows.Oh, you're so smooth synth
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Well, that would make our family relations even more likely, since Steve is my biological father.Deal, but I thought Steve already adopted me.
And yes, Steve adopted you even though you were already his son, most likely because he was black out drunk and forgot that he impregnated our mother.
It's the pheromones. Seriously though, I think my body produces pheromones. Everyone wants to have sex with me.Oh, you're so smooth synth
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FOR NOW
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He probably drank the paperwork too...........
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What's worse than a pile of babies?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
The live one on the bottom trying to eat its way out.
Aaannd not reading the other 12 pages.
Also, I miss these:
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He probably drank the paperwork too.
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Nice. My scar story isn't nearly as exciting.Nope, 200. I shattered my femur in 3 places, underwent a 5 1/2 hour surgery, laid in bed for a week without being able to get up or keep food down, lost 35 pounds, had another surgery a year and a half later to remove the metal plate in my leg, almost died because I was overdosed with morphine after the second surgery, and have a 33 cm scar to show for it that will never fully disappear. There's also 2 pins and a screw lodged in my femur now that can never be removed.
I was three years old and standing on the kitchen table while mummy dearest was working on my brother's birthday cake. I just happened to miss the table with one foot, and landed with my chin on the edge. So now I've got an inch long scar from my bottom lip to just above my chin that'll never change from how it is now. It's one of the reasons I let my facial hair grow out. People always thought I was drooling back in school.
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I wish I could grow out my facial hair... It only grows out in uneven patches
I'm 24 & I can't grow a beard? WTF?!
When I want your opinion, I will diffuse it from you through osmosis!
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One time, I jammed my thumb in my analog stick. It really hurt.Nope, 200. I shattered my femur in 3 places, underwent a 5 1/2 hour surgery, laid in bed for a week without being able to get up or keep food down, lost 35 pounds, had another surgery a year and a half later to remove the metal plate in my leg, almost died because I was overdosed with morphine after the second surgery, and have a 33 cm scar to show for it that will never fully disappear. There's also 2 pins and a screw lodged in my femur now that can never be removed.
Creepers Gonna Creep
Wouldn't surprise me.He probably drank the paperwork too.
Nice. I've got another scar on my right knuckles, from when a hot iron fell on my hand when I was a baby. It's pretty awesome though, because I can compare how big my hand used to be when I was a baby to how big it is now.
I fell off my bike.
*posts picture of person with their face ripped off*
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Most women don't want beards.I wish I could grow out my facial hair... It only grows out in uneven patches
I'm 24 & I can't grow a beard? WTF?!
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One blanket too many and she forgets how to formulate sentences after her nap. :\
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